Any of you motherfuckers actually own and have played Cwime Bobs Wockay Ciwy? Any opinions? I know Kirsche's been shilling it forever and it seems kinda fun, but I also know she has awful taste, so I'm asking for a second opinion before I drop my hard earned $13. edit: Fuck it, ended up getting...

Doesn't help that all of the gameplay Sterling and 5 Peso Pedro showed and swore the entire game was like, was from literally the first 20 minutes of the game before you get any weapon that isn't the spear, unlock any skills or special moves, or fight any special enemies or enough zombies to...

It's like someone took Jerma and removed 90% of his testosterone.

Nigga what the fuck are you even on about? Survive has an entire singleplayer story mode that's like 15-20 hours before it even lets you play most of the multiplayer modes. And yes, I'm saying Survive is a perfectly alright 6/10 game. The cash sink being all of the same shit MGSV had, and the...

I genuinely liked Death Stranding, but I have a thousand hours of Elite Dangerous and probably 200 hours of Euro Truck Sim, so that tracks. I couldn't tell you what the fuck happened in the Kojima part of the game, I checked out when Fart Shartman and Gork Morkman started talking about the...

Excuse me, where the fuck did the socioeconomic messaging come from?

KIRSCHE, THAT'S NOT HENTAI, THAT'S JUST BORRASCA WITHOUT THE INCEST

Why the fuck did this fiend make his self-insert suck off a homeless man?

Ohhhh nyoooo mommy's DiGiorno's...

Remember during this applebapples double footjob scene, Jeffrey is the author's self-insert.

So, normal people thought it was an ironic game. It wasn't. Not normal people thought it was an unironic YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY game. It wasn't. It was a "I had no friends in high school, this is 100% unironic and genuine, but I hate it" game.

Huh, was there any seething for the Tenma and Randon collab?

Hard not to accidentally run over a couple of people at the party when you're the size of a Nile hippo, y'know?

Whenever she says "IT'S A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THO YOU GUISE" it always ends up being an MV. So either an MV for Donmai or Skeletons.

RIP In peace, died as he lived, playing discount FEAR because of a rabbit woman.

This (not mint) might be the worst vtuber related thing I've seen, and I've seen stapler-chan.

At least the PS4's truly iconic grease layer liberally applied to every character's face and skin is kill? Because everyone looked like a pizza grease elemental in HZD, more than most other PS4 games.

What the fuck mine GOT WORSE.

It's the realistic looking character models with the over-animated PS2 character animations. Like Snake throwing up his hands when talking to Sokolov or gigachad Ocelot's spinning.

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