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General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

Kanna's Glowiest Assistant

Hard-working girl enjoyer
Joined:  Jun 14, 2024
Beware, as she's a yumejoshi, meaning she thirsts for pretty males in games. It's a charm point for her, though, and makes for a funny joke where chat bonks her.


>warning over normal behaviour
I find vtubers who thirst for dudes infinitely more appealing than those who limit themselves to business yuri for fear of scaring away the unicorns. It's one of the things that made Bae stand out to me before I started getting into her.
 

GayKusa

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Pencilfreak

OG Pomu fan and former nijisister
Joined:  Jan 23, 2024
LMAO. I use a plugin called "YouTube Livestream Chat Translator." Apparently "awawawawa" translates into "he is killed."

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Edit: After some in-depth research (pasting "awawawawa" into google translate with detect language turned on), I have discovered that it's apparently Swahili.
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Awawawawawaaaaaaaaaaaa! (They will be kiiiiiiiiilllleeeeddd!!!)
 

JusticeDog

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lakyus

A well-fed spider will bring you much happiness
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RestlessRain

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Kamehameheilhitler

This magmite stares at gays
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
Do you... Know that from experience?
I'm just teasing Mr Soy, I hope he has a nice gay kuro day with no asshole stabby muslims in it:Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

No kamis or oshis, only man
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Todd's Strongest Howard

Do not trust the sticker farmer.
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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Todd's Strongest Howard

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*Looks at the account*

Oh great another insane tranny

*born 2006*

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If their parents were complicit hang em

They're getting absolutely demolished by apparently everyone, so it's very funny to scroll through. Their popular rebuttal is basically "I'm only barely an adult, how dare you have expectations for me".
 

RestlessRain

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The two sanest Bonnie Barkwell fans:


 

Kalion

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lakyus

A well-fed spider will bring you much happiness
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This may be an unpopular opinion considering the type of inmates in this asylum and the levels of anti-unicorn extremism some of you exhibit, but you can't really say you have an oshi if you don't know her cycle. Talking about it with others is impolite but keeping the calculations and calendar you made is completely fine, sane and normal. And really, really funny.
 

Piava

Redemption Arc 2.0
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
This may be an unpopular opinion considering the type of inmates in this asylum and the levels of anti-unicorn extremism some of you exhibit, but you can't really say you have an oshi if you don't know her cycle. Talking about it with others is impolite but keeping the calculations and calendar you made is completely fine, sane and normal. And really, really funny.
I feel extremely embarrassed and ashamed that this fucking schizo take comes from somebody who considers Ami his Oshi.
She doesn't deserve this shit.
 

RestlessRain

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This may be an unpopular opinion considering the type of inmates in this asylum and the levels of anti-unicorn extremism some of you exhibit, but you can't really say you have an oshi if you don't know her cycle. Talking about it with others is impolite but keeping the calculations and calendar you made is completely fine, sane and normal. And really, really funny.
Quick question - what the fuck.
 

lakyus

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I feel extremely embarrassed and ashamed that this fucking schizo take comes from somebody who considers Ami his Oshi.
She doesn't deserve this shit.
It's the true and honest truth, same as how unicorns are the most oppressed minority in the world.
 

RestlessRain

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It's the true and honest truth, same as how unicorns are the most oppressed minority in the world.
How do you even track the cycle of a woman who's menopausal.
 

Piava

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shipmate

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This may be an unpopular opinion considering the type of inmates in this asylum and the levels of anti-unicorn extremism some of you exhibit, but you can't really say you have an oshi if you don't know her cycle. Talking about it with others is impolite but keeping the calculations and calendar you made is completely fine, sane and normal. And really, really funny.
You fags are dunking on him but he is right. If you pay attention to any woman in full honesty you just notice how her cycle is situated in the calendar. The spreadsheet with all her life details comes later.
Don't let them silence you king, we are brothers from different mothers.
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Slutty Bear (my take on her new outfit) is checking some horrorslop


Koragi is doing a variety stream, starting with Cuphead


Bloom is playing another custom WAD, this time it's Blitz: Race Against Time
 
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