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General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
"Festival and beach wears allows more revealing clothes within the relevant category" - Le Twitch Rules
"I was in the pool category, why am I banned for not wearing a swimsuit????" - Le Retard
Even if common sense doesn't work and you have no idea what "beach wares" mean, you don't bring spandex suit under water, pool/beach water disintegrates that shit
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For some reason I felt this exact conversation being looped??? Anyone else???
it's a PNG retard digitized water isn't gonna melt it off.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
"Festival and beach wears allows more revealing clothes within the relevant category" - Le Twitch Rules
"I was in the pool category, why am I banned for not wearing a swimsuit????" - Le Retard
Even if common sense doesn't work and you have no idea what "beach wares" mean, you don't bring spandex suit under water, pool/beach water disintegrates that shit
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For some reason I felt this exact conversation being looped??? Anyone else???
It's not real spandex, you're in too deep man...
 

frz

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
It's not real spandex, you're in too deep man...
the point is it isn't a swimsuit man....
Lucy thought "pools & beaches" category means "free sex category"
When it's literally for ... "Pools & beaches"
IDK if thongs are alright with twitch but an outfit you specifically used in house for BDSM doesn't qualify
It's not about which part isn't covered, the entire thing broke ToS
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025

Archive

Another Twitch thot fucked around and found out.

Lmao, the retard jinxed herself, or maybe she thought if she said "pls don't ban me" she magically wouldn't get banned? :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
has anyone innovated on twitch at all in the first place?


More seriously though most of us hate twitch you really are asking the wrong crowd.
 

Murrayしないで

I'll see the truth, m'lady
Joined:  Nov 18, 2022
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.

There may have been one or two people there covering the latest Jacuzzi models and automatic floating leaf-sucking vacuums but no, it's the softcore porn category (even more so than the rest of Twitch) and always has been.
 

frz

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
The intention was not "advertiser friendly". It was for quarantine so advertisers don't see it.
No ads are shown on the category.
The trend were created by the streamers first. Female thots came up with the idea and even male streamers were cashing in on the trend, showing themselves in the pools with skimpy clothing females. They streamed it on just chatting category.

Rather than outright banning it, the fappers known as twitch mods decided to allow it in a different category that advertiser don't have access to. This way they don't have to ban any of their favorite "innovative streamers" for fucking up the Just chatting category and outright breaking existing rules. Then they created a new rule set allowing "beach ware" for the poolsters in the newly made category.

When the e-thot streamers realized ads were dropped, ... everyone stopped using it, except for the random few who decided "I want to go full whore this day of the month". There is literally 0 incentive to stream on the category rather than going full whore. Because financially you want to whore out on the just chatting category.

Actual innovative streamers has no reason to stream on it either. Why would you spend 50 hours on a creative project just to stream on a category that doesn't make you any money since ads are restricted and the only one going into it are coomers. Better just make a youtube video.
 
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bothyourhouses

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Joined:  Sep 28, 2022
I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
Was there ever an innocent explanation for swimsuit pageants? Advertiser morality doesn't have to make sense.
 

IMissTheOldInternet

Well-known member
I MUST NOT GLOW I MUST NOT GLOW I MUST NOT GLOW
Joined:  Sep 24, 2023
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
Flips could use it for livestreaming digging a hole and putting a tarp in it while pretending to equal a silent Aussie man building and crafting shit in the jungle. Since they call those mudpits pools.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Subaru, Cecilia, Rosemi, white trash?
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Still peak, desu.
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

No kamis or oshis, only man
Joined:  Sep 23, 2024
Hey good for Skye/Admyra and the other Aegis-link girlie - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!


:vomit:
 

kushami tasukaru

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Re:AcT's Sumeragi Rose is singing.


VSpo's Aizawa Ema is getting a new outfit.


774inc's Ryugasaki Rene celebrating her birthday at 9PM JST. Akane Canna, Hebiyoi Tier, Sekishiro Mico, and Uge And will be there.

She's 30 so you know what that means.

Chihaya talking about growing up.

She will have an F1'25 stream at 9PM JST racing in the Spain track before today's GP.
 

Svarog

Saviorfag
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Onolumi playing FTL.


Axel, Hakka and Octavio released a new cover.


Kronii's and Gigi's advice about woman.
 

Tubedude

Well-known member
Joined:  May 10, 2023
Honest question: Has anyone done anything actually creative and/or entertaining in the Twitch Pools and Hot Tubs category since its inception, that isn't just thinly-veiled soft porn (or """ironic""" e-whoring)?

I get that it's just an attempt at putting an advertiser-friendly spin on "here's content for teenage boys to jerk off to because their parents' child filters block actual porn", but for plausible deniability to work you need to actually have an innocent explanation for what it could be, and I just can't think of one.
Near the beginning of the category there was the Uncle Iroh hot tub stream with Iroh in his rock hot tub on loop. That was years ago now.
 

Cubanodun

Rrat Dissolver
Joined:  Jul 22, 2023
Rather than outright banning it, the fappers known as twitch mods decided to allow it in a different category that advertiser don't have access to
Please ignore that OF models use it to promote themselves, also ignore OF is one of the main sponsors of twitch, stop nooticing
 

White Stone

A literal white stone
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
More Dooby lore. Apparently she used to be in a same all-woman OW team with Adept. I don't know who she is other than the fact that she was xQc's ex-girlfriend.
 

Kanna's Glowiest Assistant

Hard-working girl enjoyer
Joined:  Jun 14, 2024
Kanna and Mimi are playing Nightreing


Alfhilde from Astraline was supposed to be their third but she has Internet issues, they're playing solo for now and might invite the audience to join them later.
 

Lazybug

Punished bug girl lover
Joined:  May 8, 2023
Is YOUR oshi into the know about the hot market that is inbred bulldogs?
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Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
The hoes have revealed their 2nd gen eye shots
 
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