"I'm going to clean up this handcam mess"
No you aren't.
No you aren't.
"I watched a video, people can fit a laccoon in their butthole... I don't get it, is it a bad thing? Is it a bad thing? I'll stop talking lol"Meloco Kyoran
Pippakistan's Psych Ward
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It should be illegal to be this cute, my heart melts every time I hear Nasa
Wait did Phase Lumi did a cosplay of herself or some other Lumi? If it's Phase Lumi I wanna see
I'd like to think at least 1 of them had to know that bringing it up mid stream was just going to end with it being pushed to tomorrow at the soonest but other times you just know that they never saw the delay coming somehow
Different Lumi, as Pippa has bitched in the past there are SO MANY Lumi's in vtubing
She's hoping for it, willing it into existence
Lumi (Finnish). Not to be confused with Lumi (Lemon).
She and me both
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I CAN STILL FIX HER
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Imagine pay pigging so much and still being cucked.
Imagine schizoposting so much and still being cucked.
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Good thing she dog whistles to me daily.
With some back-of-the-envelope math, i have determined that if every person watching her stream tonight were to convince, on average, 1 new person to subscribe per day, she could hit 1 million subs in a little over five months.
This assumes that each new subscriber is incentivized to also acquire new subscribers by the same ratio of her ccv (I just glanced at it at one point and it was 2300) tonight divided by current total sub count.
I believe the variables change dramatically if there is a strong incentive for new subs to become enthusiastic about promoting pippa, and tbh the rate i selected (ccv/subs) is probably too conservative.
If you were to try to "sell" someone on Pipkin Pippa, how would you do it? Would you show them a clip video? Would you talk about some particular notable event? Would you show them her feet pics? Would you show off her merch? If some semi-standardized promotional package were compiled, that would probably make the task easier.
Realistically speaking, I'm not sure if a watame jeep is a wise investment for her, nor sufficient motivation to get those 2300 to work that hard. But it seems like she made some other promise about hitting 1mil before the end of the year that was more interesting and I've forgotten what it was.
Edit: what convinced me to check her out originally was skimming the vtuber thread in the homelands and seeing an mp4/webm of her talking about how you should get a 3d printer. so I'd include that in my pippromotional package.
sloppy ugly code i made because i am not great at math:
Code:
--! file: pippasub.lua
--[[
There are around 2300 people watching the stream right now.
If there was some mechanism which would incentivize all 2300 viewers to get some indeterminate number (>0) of new people to subscribe AND get some percentage of those to do the same,
how many generations of this process do we need to reach 1 million subscriptions?
--]]
local vals = {}
vals.subs = 333000
vals.ccv = 2300
vals.newsub_rate = 1 -- i.e. how many people a pipvangelist converts per cycle
vals.incentive_rate = vals.ccv / vals.subs -- i.e. how many newfriends become pipvangelists
--vals.incentive_rate = 0.5
local run = true
local i = 0
local function printstuff(vals)
print("Subs: " .. vals.subs)
end
local function increment(vals)
local newsubs = vals.ccv * vals.newsub_rate
vals.subs = vals.subs + newsubs
vals.ccv = vals.ccv + (newsubs * vals.incentive_rate)
return vals
end
local function runloop()
while run == true do
i = i + 1
print(i)
printstuff(vals)
increment(vals)
if vals.subs >= 1000000 then break end
end
end
runloop()
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i would show them the clip of when she accidentally showed her mom the pippanda pippenis.
She care's about our health obviously can't be any other reason
why did pippa retweet this?
Edit: andit???
Between this and that Azure Lane retweet she's really been putting out the bat signal for coomers again lately.
I wonder if it's because of the XL leggings. Remember the time she decided to start throwing away the garbage in her room and asked us to clean up our rooms along with her in solidarity? Now we have to exercise?
Must be but I already own a head band and that one doesn't look terribly practical
btw @thhrang: there seems to be some confusion about the banner message for the anniversary piproject. non-capipis don't know what a "pink lagomorph" is and assume it's a project for all of phase origins. Kindly clean it up when you get a chance please.
Edit: examples
recipe I was thinking of submitting was for Ember
Majority of phase is not it US though...
Edit: examples
recipe I was thinking of submitting was for Ember
Majority of phase is not it US though...
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