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Realticule

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Of course the jew cavorts with the gypsy hells greatest conman and it's greatest thief walking hand in hand
Didn't he get Pippa early interviews like Designer Dave who single handedly prevented WW3 by arguing with nerds on the Internet?
 

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Didn't he get Pippa early interviews like Designer Dave who single handedly prevented WW3 by arguing with nerds on the Internet?
Mate I was just joking about you watching gypsy's I have no idea what Vee has or hasn't done for pippa
 

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Didn't he get Pippa early interviews like Designer Dave who single handedly prevented WW3 by arguing with nerds on the Internet?
Nah, he got the other Blizzard dev. I think he was making a porn game or something and was shilling it.
 

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Saying the wrong answer to help the second guessing :smugpipi:
 

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pippa's iq would go up by at least 10 points if she stopped second guessing herself
 

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Nah, he got the other Blizzard dev. I think he was making a porn game or something and was shilling it.
That does make more sense, that guy was a pervert, but supposedly made iconic WoW art.
 

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Pippa trying to spread her communism by gifting everyone in phase Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
 

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It's a miracle this woman is still alive.
 

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Pippa is female perfection.
C-. You get the point across fine. The subtext is abysmal, however. I've previously warned of using qualifiers and adverbs in your creative writing. The sentence, "Pippa is perfection" is far better; it's alliterative which ads a nice poetic structure to the one sentence narrative. More importantly, the removal of "female" removes your grotesque subtext. It's a fixation, we know Pippa is a woman. It makes the reader question why you would include it. We know it's because you're a man, her being the opposite sex, and your arousal at that perfection is the subtext. It contorts the meaning from a hyperbolic perfection really meaning "I think Pippa is great and she's in no danger of living" into: "Man I love that Pippa has a pussy, I will emphasize this because I want to fuck her. That possibility of a sexual encounter is what drives me to continue my praise for her." Seek help.
 

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Reticule has been banned for a week.

His ban message:
We have given you multiple chances to drop your disgusting behaviour. From now on you are on a three-strike system, and this was your first. Next time you make a creepy post about Pippa or engage in another retarded and unfunny bit, it will be a month.

I have tolerated this for far too long, and ignored far too many reports. I am exercising a zero-tolerance policy towards him (and anyone potentially like him) going forwards.
 

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I just want to know everything of her meats as well as her mind. You do know you can converse while you measure each beautifully precious finger and feel the contour of every knuckle, seeing the glorious glisten of her nails and the loving shape of the pale satin palm.
This was one of the main offending messages from last night. Do not post like this.

Note: Whether or not it's a 'bit' does not matter. Null has a general no-tolerance policy for obsessive gimmickposters on Kiwi Farms for a reason, and we are adopting it.
 

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This was one of the main offending messages from last night. Do not post like this.
For once, I'm glad the summary takes almost all my time and hinders my ability to shitpost.
But man, do I miss the big events :fishmandispair:
 

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:( rip rethunk
 

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A few of Pippa's shorts somehow have over a million views. Algorithm is crazy.
 

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Reticule has been banned for a week.

His ban message:


I have tolerated this for far too long, and ignored far too many reports. I am exercising a zero-tolerance policy towards him (and anyone potentially like him) going forwards.
Great news. I was starting to get really annoyed with him recently.
 

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Poor Reticule... don't worry, I can fix him.
 

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And nothing of value was lost.
 

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