General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[Aquatic Novellite]

@Kamehameheilhitler, your branch is going to China. What are your politically correct opinions about that?
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I'm not her, but there's nothing wrong with going to China. The last time everyone went, jolly good fun was had by all, even:

 

[Svarog]

Bam playing Lies of P: Overture. She really loves this game. She downloaded it right after the Summer game fest yesterday and started playing(although it was 6 hours later than her usual streaming time). And today she started streaming three hours earlier.


Onolumi playing FTL.


Mashiro Yuki singing and playing guitar.


Axel playing GTA V (madtown)

3D game show thing

Strange number of likes and views.

Some ESP Vtuber melting Down.

Which one of you motherfuckers is it?



God's Strongest Mozumite does not approve of this tweet.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Tomoe Umari is back on the farm in Stardew Valley:

God's Strongest Mozumite does not approve of this tweet.

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If he doesn't want to live near beautiful brown women I will GLADLY do so in his place. Contact me!

 

[Piava]

 

[Pencilfreak]

What opportunity is this you speak of, not-Twisty? You work for Nijisanji/Anycolor.

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

Kanna's announcing her joining GlitchStars

Summary of her conditions, from the PixelLink fan Discord:

• Glitch Stars contracts are individually negotiated, so this only applies to Kanna.,
• Kanna will continue to own her IP, including future outfits,
• No compulsory content changes - Kanna remains the final word on her stream content,
• Kanna can leave Glitch Stars with two weeks notice,

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• Splits: 70/30 YouTube & Twitch, 80/20 Patreon, 50/50 merch,
• No Discord, no Twitch dual-streaming, but occasional Twitch streams.,
• Indie vtubing is lonely!,
• New mane-san: Faith. Good Kanna standard time availability. Continuing to work with Ri-mane.,
• Glitch Stars has more video production / clip assistance available. There might be a separate clips channel in the future.,
• Redebut Kanna merch is through Kawa. Birthday merch will likely be through Glitch Stars.,
• Budgets -- Monthly: $300 general vtuber budget. Accumulates if unused. $200 gacha budget, non-accumulating.,
• Kanna is not part of a particular Glitch Stars gen

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

Thousands of years from now, the Valvians will engage in annual pilgrimages to Bellevue, seat of the Holy Steam, praying and praising the GabeN who foretold the third coming of the Freeman. Their faith will have billions of adherents across the solar system, and their daily prayers shall be heard across the aether.

Many heresies had to be put down to get to this point. The Gladlies, believing that the savior was actually an evil robot. The Teamsters, who believed the GabeN spoke Australian and had a hairy chest. Garry's Chosen, who believed that the entire world could be changed through the power of Q (weird crossover with the Trekkies, an otherwise unrelated faith). Many were the battles that had to be fought by the Valvians' priests. Many bonks were administered by the holy crowbar, symbol of their faith and the power invested in them.

But in the end, the Valvians' faith endured. For they know that one day, the stars will align, and the Freeman shall return to our world.

Minor change, the Valvians would pray to the holy idol of the Rainbow Benjamin in a thousand years. The old texts would get lost and/or corrupted over the years by malicious Twittards who get confused when they hear "GabeN" and rationalize it as "Gay Ben" and extrapolate that to it's natural extreme.

 

[dkn2038]

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What opportunity is this you speak of, not-Twisty? You work for Nijisanji/Anycolor.

Her opportunity was wasted in part due to selen's drama and that was clique's fault

And then diddy aster happened

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Professional vtuber and rigger, by the way. Oh, and this is also the girl that booked flights to the wrong place for Offkai two years in a row. That's impressive levels of girlfailure.

She's doing her best! She is a woman!!

Some ESP Vtuber melting Down.

No es solo 2view, si no que tambien maricon. No hay nada mejor que ser blanco y agarrase a una india

 

[NeneLOVE]

Kanna's announcing her joining GlitchStars
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What's even the point? Bitch was fine going solo, now this company is gonna explode in a year and she's gonna get fucked over yet again.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

What's even the point? Bitch was fine going solo, now this company is gonna explode in a year and she's gonna get fucked over yet again.

Someone had to get her into the whore pipeline.

 

[dkn2038]

What's even the point? Bitch was fine going solo, now this company is gonna explode in a year and she's gonna get fucked over yet again.

Management, they can get her into those spit and greet events far easier

 

[Euthyphro]

What's even the point? Bitch was fine going solo, now this company is gonna explode in a year and she's gonna get fucked over yet again.

Crippling card collecting addiction - GlitchStars will subsidize it like a dealer that gives free samples to their regulars

 

[Helkar]

Kanna's announcing her joining GlitchStars

Wow, such a major surprise, nobody saw this coming, right Offkai?

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

What's even the point? Bitch was fine going solo, now this company is gonna explode in a year and she's gonna get fucked over yet again.

She has literally nothing to lose when that eventually happens. She retains her IP and (EDIT: most of) her channel revenue, and only needs to give GS a cut from merch which she was already doing with Kawa anyway, and which she'll probably go back to once DuelLogs runs out of money. And in the meantime

Crippling card collecting addiction - GlitchStars will subsidize it like a dealer that gives free samples to their regulars

Her card opening Monday streams are now done at zero cost, all the $77.77 good luck donos she gets for those are now pure profit.

Wow, such a major surprise, nobody saw this coming, right Offkai?

Well not to toot my own horn, but I'd called it a while ago based on her off-stream activity

For an example of total stream time cannibalization, look at the GlitchStars girls. It feels like all of them are live at the same time around 1 AM GMT, and fail to pull even 3-view numbers as a result outside of already-established poached talents like Sunny and Mogu. Once those finish and raid the others the ball gets rolling on views, but it feels like zero thought has been put into how to grow the smaller talents with the help of the big ones.
And speaking of GlitchStars, I have a rrat that the announcement Kanna will be making on 7 June is that she's joining that agency
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I'm basing it mostly on the fact that she left a hearted comment on Limina's debut like the rest of the GlitchStars girls

And Limina is currently affiliated with the agency, will join it at the end of the year, and couldn't answer if it will be with other people.
Sidenote, how huge is it that the Reiruka makes fan-art of you like you're a Hololive girl? This duck is going places, I tell you.

 

[lakyus]

French schizo bunny will play more Black Mesa

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

The problems at the WP house had been solved so they can stream again


Weather Planet will collab with the E-Dinner Cafe

 

[JusticeDog]

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

I'm going to make a documentary about Vtubers and mold.

 

[Cubanodun]

What opportunity is this you speak of, not-Twisty? You work for Nijisanji/Anycolor.

She is probably talking about how her new outfit got leaked weeks before, apparently because she gave it to one her """"""""friends"""""""""