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General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

Sh4gg1

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shipmate

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Alopecia areata is not a joke
Using reddit lingo won't save you, bro, instead makes you bald and pedantic.

Ami morning zatsu to wash all the evil off your soul
 

ZerroDefex

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Just how many whores are there in this community? Why can't these men just pick an Oshi and stick with her
Because we need an oshi in every time zone to ensure full coverage of our day.
 

Svarog

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Onolumi playing FTL.


Maybe this girl a woke bitch, but she can sing.
 

SpringKusa

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Yeah, I purchased the Novelite plushie, and it was pretty pricey (about 91 dollars). If you really wanna buy merch to support your oshi and have the cash to do it, I'd recommend just buying one item. Otherwise, it's probably better to wait until things get less expensive.
For those who want to support the oshi but not want to deal with shipping or tariffs:

As Mori said in the Takamori Clip, Memberships are a solid way, and in the past Kiara also said that its possible to order multiple Voice Packs. The cut there varies how many members are in the voice pack tho (if its Gen only or across all Branches or an EN only VP)
 

I Wanna Die

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You're sounding like an unicorn here not gonna lie. Yeah the guy is an obnoxious little shit but so far, none of the girls have told him to fuck off and whatever work ethic he has seems to have earned my nigga fishman's trust enough to have him around the girls. I don't understand this pearl clutching when like half of the girls are into incest and other weird shit. If you really wanna complain about inappropriate interactions you should be more concerned with agenmata, you know, the dude who made like 20 pages of hentai of the company. Same guy who many girls still interact with and encourage to make content, that even my nigga fishman comments on too :Vesper-UNHINGED:
There's also the fact that maybe the guy is a raging homo and in classic femoid fashion none of the girls look at him as a predator.
Sakana would trust a convicted rapist if they offered to work one of the Phase con booths for free.
 

SpringKusa

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Does Hakka have gay dads or does he mean a different kind of "daddy"?
@Zyklon Mag, which do you prefer?

Hakka and Ao-kun kissing would qualify as Yuri in my book at this point
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

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Ekko Repo collab:


Snoozy is out sick sadly, I was actually looking forward to seeing them collab (Flork you stay away though).
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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I don't really follow the horse, but another has fallen to the Chinese feet game.
 

Svarog

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Johnny Jambalaya

what
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Offering free shit to get idiots to come vote for more "free" shit. Aside from there being laws against doing stuff like that outside of polling places (which get frequently violated without consequence anyway) I don't see it happening much as nowadays they just steal the mail ballots of the lazy people and forge them instead of begging them to actually show up to vote. They do it a lot with outdated voter rolls as people move but their old voter registration doesn't get deleted, people have done FOIAs and found that they had somehow been still voting back in their previous state years after they had moved away, this happens a lot with college kids who registered while at college and then moved away after graduation Also when women get married and change their last name often they make a new entry instead of updating the old one and it's been found that illegal votes were made using their maiden name.
You'd think we were ten pages deep in political sperging by this response but somehow this was a serious reply to the innocuous "Why don't we get shitty hot dogs at the polling place like Australians do?"

Your politisperg brain rot is terminal, sad!
 

All-Usernames

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You'd think we were ten pages deep in political sperging by this response but somehow this was a serious reply to the innocuous "Why don't we get shitty hot dogs at the polling place like Australians do?"

Your politisperg brain rot is terminal, sad!
Didn't you know? Everyone is out to get ya.
Now excuse me while I retreat to my bunker of harmless vtuber clips
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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You'd think we were ten pages deep in political sperging by this response but somehow this was a serious reply to the innocuous "Why don't we get shitty hot dogs at the polling place like Australians do?"

Your politisperg brain rot is terminal, sad!
plz be patient hes only been here for 1 and a half months
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Didn't you know? Everyone is out to get ya.
Now excuse me while I retreat to my bunker of harmless vtuber clips

I've just been watching streams while running Arknights, I don't know what's going on, but perhaps that's for the best!

Anyway, VTubers, am I right, fellas? Specifically, Ember Amane playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 the other day:

 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I think the grand problem with food handouts is the geopolitical problems leading up to this situation in Australia to begin with. Britain sending everyone every which way to has had a dire effect on the ecosystems of the planet. One may want free sausages or free BBQ but at what cost? Is this not akin to bribery, a justification of the costs of the voting system? Are Australian polsters and political employees that desperate for a turnout? And what cost for the environment, I'm guessing that these aren't Kangaroo sausages. More likely European import meats again to promote European culture and cuisine over the traditional nature of Australia. You could say "oh no that is just harmless food" nay but I contort and retort that is European subterfuge. You see it's the promise that matters, will the ones they vote for matter? No it's the lack of cuisine that matters. That promise of Euro goods that weighs heavy on the mind. And this is why it was funny when the UK used the Aussies as Canon fodder during WW1
 

CalciumAnimal

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smartestkidontheshortbus

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It's technically illegal to not vote in Australia. If they're compelling you to do something the least they can do is give you a shitty sausage dog.
 

RestlessRain

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It's technically illegal to not vote in Australia. If they're compelling you to do something the least they can do is give you a shitty sausage dog.
While you do have to show up and get your name marked off the voting register, you don't have to actually vote.
 

VSoyBoy

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They can give out free sausages in Australia since they don't need to pay anyone to cook them, as you can see in this video:
 

RestlessRain

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They can give out free sausages in Australia since they don't need to pay anyone to cook them, as you can see in this video:

I can't believe the machines have even taken jobs away from barbecue cooks.
 
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