Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Helkar]

If you don't take care of your personal hygiene it can smell 'fishy'.

Oh, so that's where the one phrase i never understood the meaning of in this montage came from...

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Thank you Kelsey, very cool!

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[Death by Dishonor]

Thank you Kelsey, very cool!
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Thank you for sacrifising your algorithm for us.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Any bets on the title of the article being a misrepresentation of what happened, and Kelsey didn't even read it and just saw the headline and posted it on her story?

I like how they give no information about what the fuck he did that got him in jail.

He was a passenger in a car that was pulled over for speeding (driver didn't have a license either). He didn't speak English or Spanish very well (first language is "Tzotzil") and so when the trooper asked if he was here illegally he responded in the affirmative - presumably without understanding the question. A local judge confirmed the documents were valid but could not release him immediately because ICE had marked him with a 48-hour hold.

He seems to be an anchor baby born in Georgia then taken back to Mexico where he stayed until he was sixteen. Notably he had been arrested earlier in the week for DUI but Georgia had released him. That two-day stay is likely going to make him a lot of money, much like stabbing someone at a track meet.

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[Italian Raccoon]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.
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[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Well going by a few posts before hand I'm going to guess about 1500 dudes have tried. Good luck though

 

[ZerroDefex]

Reminder: Drag is black face, but with sexism instead of racism.
It's literally a minstrel show but with more degeneracy.

Hence why it's sometimes referred to as "womanface" to try to get it across to idiots as to why some find it offensive.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Well going by a few posts before hand I'm going to guess about 1500 dudes have tried. Good luck though

> 1500 dudes

And I thought five were too much!

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

> 1500 dudes

And I thought five were too much!

But somewhere out there is Mr Right, he's just with another woman

 

[Scoots]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.
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She looks like Froot here

 

[Topo Chico]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.
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Remember even multiple drinks in Pippa wouldn't and she's give +3 to any White woman that exists

 

[Furious George]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.
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She cant be that oppressed if she has the luxury to spend all day cosplaying & beclowning herself on social media. This is a 30 year old woman, how does she have time for this shit.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

She cant be that oppressed if she has the luxury to spend all day cosplaying & beclowning herself on social media. This is a 30 year old woman, how does she have time for this shit.

She's literally a dogsitter first, vtuber second, spends all her time at home. Still oppressed by the patriarchy though!

 

[angry sushi]

She cant be that oppressed if she has the luxury to spend all day cosplaying & beclowning herself on social media. This is a 30 year old woman, how does she have time for this shit.

Japan is so unbelievably cheap if you earn in freedom bux.

 

[Abomination]

She's literally a dogsitter first, vtuber second, spends all her time at home. Still oppressed by the patriarchy though!

As if we have the energy to oppress anyone after an 8+ hour day at work. I'm lucky if I can catch my oshi streaming for a bit after work.

 

[Furious George]

Japan is so unbelievably cheap if you earn in freedom bux.

My point is more that most adults at that age don't have time for this type of behaviour with careers & families. I don't know much about cosplay but I have heard it can take hours to prepare.

I get earning just enough each week to cover your expenses but by that age people are usually working full time to actually get ahead. Also, assuming that Clara is her only source of income then I'm not sure she is earning fuck you money after everyone else takes their cut.

She just seems very immature for her age.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

She looks like Froot here

Please don't make that comparison. Froot actually has attractive facial features beyond that pound of makeup. This is the rare Froot W.

 

[Negronald Trump]

I'll admit, when she has tons of makeup on and doesn't show her Hank Hill ass, she's kinda cute. Still has a body of a 12 year old boy though.
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Let me just say, no tits, no ass, has a visible bulge, wears a ton of makeup, likes to share troon ideology, has a speaking voice of a chihuahua...

Sakana messed up, he let a male join Phase. It's so Joever.