The Hexagon aka Niganon and Randomtranny Flirting Room aka General Banter Thread

[randomtranny]

Babushka would be proud.

Honestly the number 1 rule for newfriends should be: Don't announce it to everyone that you're fucking new. If you wanna fit in, then lurk before you join, learn the culture and customs, and then add something MEANINGFUL to the discourse that isn't about yourself, talking about yourself can wait until people have warmed up to you and you're not fresh meat with nothing to your name.

This is the single line of similarity that all of these newbies that get chewed up and spat back out share. It's always coming in and acting like a retard for attention or talking endlessly about yourself and what you want. What about what WE want? Why should WE accept you? CONTRIBUTE, SHARE INFO NOBODY KNOWS, ADD SOMETHING TO THE CONVERSATION, BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR FUCKS SAKE. Why should we waste our time reading your fucking tripe if it doesn't help anyone but your own god damn ego?

@Helmet-kun This is a good newbie
@La+ de Central Norte This is a good newbie
LEARN FROM THEM

Being funny helps a lot. I would know.

 

[Dawifet]

@La+ de Central Norte This is a good newbie

witnessing his evolution happen in real time made me so proud

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

witnessing his evolution happen in real time made me so proud

From La+ posting to calling someone a niggér. He's the forum's BEST BOI.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Fuck you Elon

 

[TinyKusa]

If I were to rank latino countries in terms of how shitty they are:

1. Haiti, fucking failed state full of niggas with no government atm
2. Venezuela, literally lawless socialist hellhole
3. Cuba, like Vnz but their economy isn't as shit
4. Honduras, crime-ridden and irrelevant
5. Guatemala, Honduras #2 and knuckles
6. Paraguay, fucking irrelevant nobody remembers them
7. Bolivia, full of shitskins and endlessly malding about their coastline
8. Ecuador, boring and irrelevant
9. Nicaragua, endlessly malding about everything also butts into other countries' business
10. Brazil, corrupt hellhole full of shitskins but size and culture brings it up somewhat
11. Panama, corrupt hellhole with money
12. Dominican republic, corrupt hellhole with nice beaches
13. Colombia, failed great nation now just as much of a hellhole as everyone else
14. Mexico, could be great if they fixed their shit
15. El salvador, Bukele actually cookin'
16. Peru, llamas and sheit
17. Argentina, too busy doing bullshit to fix their shit
18. Uruguay, argentina but less gay and retarded
19. Costa rica, nice and pretty but not very developed
20. Chile, could be 1st world country if they got their shit together

- Puerto rico: not a country go fuck yourselves

As you can see, it's a spectrum of trash, from very trash to trash you could feasibly consider rummaging through.

as a 1st world filthy rich tourist, which one would you recommend that hkts the golden spot between safe and pretty but also dirt cheap

 

[Nenélove]

as a 1st world filthy rich tourist, which one would you recommend that hkts the golden spot between safe and pretty but also dirt cheap

Costa Rica, best tourist destination in latam by far, very much safe and their economy is all tourism.

Argentina and Chile are mostly safe and good for visiting but also politically unstable atm.
Peru is cool but may be a bit too rural for some people.
Mexico is VERY COOL but you have to watch where you go.
Panama and D.R. are pretty good for travelling and are developed for foreigners but they're likewise expensive.

Everywhere else is far more adventurous and I wouldn't recommend.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

- Puerto rico: not a country go fuck yourselves

Of course it isn't a country, it's part of the US.

As always, thank you Spain and President McKinley.

No refunds.

 

[Nenélove]

Of course it isn't a country, it's part of the US.

As always, thank you Spain and President McKinley.

No refunds.

Thieving bastards

 

[Godzilla1984]

Thieving bastards

No, that's Cuba.

 

[Nenélove]

No, that's Cuba.

@Cubanodun That true?

 

[agility_]

Argentina and Chile are mostly safe and good for visiting but also politically unstable atm.

I should remind you that this is election year, and some man already burned himself alive outside the Trump trial courthouse.
All it takes is one dead nog, the wrong one and at the wrong time, and we're back to a catastrophe of Floydian proportions.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I should remind you that this is election year, and some man already burned himself alive outside the Trump trial courthouse.
All it takes is one dead nog, the wrong one and at the wrong time, and we're back to a catastrophe of Floydian proportions.

Summer of Love 2.0, here we come, be horrified!

 

[God's Fattest Moojisan]

 

[Sankisei]

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Each day i understand more why Emm made that animation

 

[Cubanodun]

@Cubanodun That true?

Yeah, they stole from us and when we got no money to give them they called us simps and abandoned us

 

[Seth]

Lets give a prayer for all the mexicans in the forum. Eat those fricking sandwich.

 

[Nenélove]

Lets give a prayer for all the mexicans in the forum. Eat those fricking sandwich.

I am glad the US justice system is spending its time on such important issues of jurisdictional interpretation.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

To save everyone from having to read articles, a really real Mexican from Actual Mexico applied for a permit to open a food place in a strip mall. The text of the agreement specifically said "sandwiches" and three years of legal bullshit later it was ruled that tacos are close enough to a sandwich to qualify.

TL;DR some kind of neighborhood association wanted a sandwich shop and a judge ruled that he doesn't give a shit.

 

[Nenélove]

To save everyone from having to read articles, a really real Mexican from Actual Mexico applied for a permit to open a food place in a strip mall. The text of the agreement specifically said "sandwiches" and three years of legal bullshit later it was ruled that tacos are close enough to a sandwich to qualify.

TL;DR some kind of neighborhood association wanted a sandwich shop and a judge ruled that he doesn't give a shit.

"Neighborhood association" FUCK THAT SHIT AND FUCK HOAs TOO. EAT YOUR FUCKING BURRITOS MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Topo Chico]

"Neighborhood association" FUCK THAT SHIT AND FUCK HOAs TOO. EAT YOUR FUCKING BURRITOS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Spoiler: Autism

He's misconstruing what transpired. Mexican and dude contract over a piece of real estate, that real estate is zoned for limited commercial use. That limited commercial use means can't have fast food, no drive through, no music outside, no seating outside, but you can have to go sandwich shops like subway. Both of the contracting parties agreed initially that the taco shop was not a to go sandwitch shop, so they amended their agreement to allow to go tacos. That amendment needed approval from the city or board or whatever. They denied it. So, to court they go. Judge found that the board that denied the agreement was reasonable. The judge however believed the amendment wasn't needed as to go burritos/tacos are similar enough to sandwitches that he's chill to build his mexican joint.

There's a subtext, I read, that the sandwiches clause was to keep brownoids out of the neighborhood and the judge didn't want to deal with the racism angle of their contract. A taco and burrito is not like a sandwich, they attract a different clientele. There's a freedom of association that is being undermined here that is kinda cringe.