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Kronii's gotta be doing Unicorn Chemotherapy with all those Tempus collabs...
 

BlueSharkTV

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Someone with more hope in their heart would declare this as blatant and poor trolling, but unfortunately we all know this is sincere.
MY FUCKING LORD i didn't know but apparently gabe is in his mid fucking thirties acting like a 10 year old
 

Gintoki

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Also, I think this Gabriel guy could get his own thread at this point.
Yep, it's probably time. I'll start working on the OP.
 

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MY FUCKING LORD i didn't know but apparently gabe is in his mid fucking thirties acting like a 10 year old
...There is no hope for the future of mankind.
 

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More from gabe, but i took a look at his twitter to see if he had some milk and in spite of his protests at kronii interacting with m*les he still retweets art of her getting blacked with Okayu
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More from gabe, but i took a look at his twitter to see if he had some milk and in spite of his protests at kronii interacting with m*les he still retweets art of her getting blacked with Okayu
Gabe, we already know you're a cuck. No need to reaffirm this with jogger porn commissions.

We all saw how happy Kronii was on Wheel of Tempus, away from you.
 

Latte'Ninba

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More from gabe, but i took a look at his twitter to see if he had some milk and in spite of his protests at kronii interacting with m*les he still retweets art of her getting blacked with Okayu
I had to check as well and jesus fuck. If it wasn't for the absolute deep dive into how batshit Henri is, I would have this guy as our top contender for sure. It's almost schizo enough I could believe it was an elaborate troll, except the guy does that mental thing where they post 30 times in 5 minutes. I've yet to see anyone sane who does that on social media.
Also for anyone who's going to go look for lulz, be ready to see more holoporn than this post implies.
 

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All right here is kronii's ¨spreadsheet¨ that her thread on vt used to see who she read the most during her streams (yes they are that type of schizo).
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The only ones that i recognize that are gone are gabe (no shit), switch, midknight, and prokr.

As for midknight he is quite possibly an unicorn but at least he was not as retarded to start gabe-ing it up, here is the archive of a vague tweet about kronii.

As for prokr he moved on to watch miori celesta
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And as for switch i don't know any of his accounts but vt says he became an anti.
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Almost as retarded as gabe if true but lack confirmation
 

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The fuck do these people care so much about this. It's insane to me. Why don't they just not watch this kind of stuff if they don't like it?
 

El Rrata

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The fuck do these people care so much about this. It's insane to me. Why don't they just not watch this kind of stuff if they don't like it?
I just assume most are anti trolls and the rest are autist retards.
 

Thomas Talus

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I just assume most are anti trolls and the rest are autist retards.
Getting strong "I am a lifelong Republican, but..." vibes from those posts.
 

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My favorite thing about these type of bait threads on /vt/ is they always include Mumei on the "pure" side which will inevitably lead to a massive debate on whether or not she is damaged goods.
 
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NeneHATE

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I'm honestly convinced that a lot of anons in /vt/ weren't originally unicorns, but as always with the chans, their trademark shitposting and ironic sense of humour often ends up attracting the crowd they are parodying, that is why you never know if the OP is fucking around or actually serious.
 

Thomas Talus

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You'd think they'd have noticed that Fauna at least was, and probably still is, in a long-term relationship.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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You'd think they'd have noticed that Fauna at least was, and probably still is, in a long-term relationship.
They probably do. I've seen some claim that they don't care about whether they have relationships with men IRL, so long as they don't interact with any on stream. I guess it's an "out of sight, out of mind" kind of deal. Idk how that makes sense (if you acknowledge the pure seiso untouched-by-men idol thing is an act why do you care so much anyways?) but it's not like these kinds of people tend to make much sense to begin with.
 

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From the Calli and Maglord Stars concert watchalong.
 
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The last comment jeez, Somebody sure is jealous that girls actually talks to Magni. And Calli still has unicorn fans? I thought they went away after she collabed with Tash Taste?
Unicorns will latch on to anyone if their delusions are strong enough, even Vshoujo members like Nyanners and Veibae had unicorns at some point


But on that last comment, its funny that they say that when Magni's PL has admitted to also liking men lmao
 

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But on that last comment, its funny that they say that when Magni's PL has admitted to also liking men lmao
The man has cosplayed Astolfo at a convention. I don't think the unicorns have anything to worry about, unless he's secretly into getting snu snu'd to death by Texan women of slightly above average height.
 
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