"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

Pippakistan's Psych Ward

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Sven

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Bulletproof glass doesn't just bounce bullets. It does shit like that. Seems like it's working.
It almost feels like he was told it was bullet proof and didn't know what that actual meant and built it up and then had egg on his face for this presentation when the glass did exactly what it should do
 

thhrang

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>searching "early life"

wdsmbt?
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God I miss 1999.
 

ScarletCorrupt

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I too am unable to understand Africans speaking "English"
 

AO Cody

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Oh Pippa you sweet summer child...
 

Henrik Carter

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Pippa's a woman of God. Marriage is a holy union that lasts forever!
 

DogBone

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Pippa doesn't believe in divorce? Based?
 

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There was a lot of thought in the early and into the late 90s that the Internet was a fad; that it was just another nerd thing being hyped up that would go nowhere.

Very amusing in retrospect.
 

Realticule

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Hff201

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It's hard to immediately blame him for going through a lot of women when it's just as likely that gold-digging wives become more fucking insufferable once the "my rich husband buys me whatever I want" novelty wears off.
 

JMForte

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The bait is calling me....I'm resisting. Is it better or worse that two out of his three divorces are from the same woman?
 

Realticule

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It's hard to immediately blame him for going through a lot of women when it's just as likely that gold-digging wives become more fucking insufferable once the "my rich husband buys me whatever I want" novelty wears off.
Musk has dated a lot of Pedowood women as opposed to humans.
 

I Wanna Die

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"Your fear should've been that you turn old and he doesn't love you anymore." - Pipkin Pippa 2024
 

Hff201

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>Mental health website
>called "exceptional individuals"
 

The Peanut Gallery

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"I'm an exceptional individual."- Pipkin Pippa
 

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JMForte

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It's even worse than I remember. Divorced in 2012, then remarried in 2013.
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Titanosaurus

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The dyslexia test writer sure misses out words when writing the dyslexia test :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 
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