"Germany is starting to coalesce in my mind with the UK, like the UK isn't even a real place anymore, it's like a far away distant dystopia; All the people with the funny bad teeth are on another island; The fucking mayor of Cologne is literally like 'well, if you don't want to get raped, then don't leave your house!' are you serious?"Kirschey
I don't think I've heard Jelly laugh this hard before.
Also, the MC gods have blessed Jelly for her loyalty to the MC server. She is now the nuclear goddess that can both tank nukes and infinitely reuse the nuke she holds.
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