To ensure this does not get swept up from the general thread, here is yet another PSA:
Please do not put Maltesers in your foreskin, and have your homie suck them out on Easter, that's homosexual (and sacrilegious)
For your regular Financial Audit reps, and to suggest one for Kirsche to watch, here's a woman who inherited a quarter of a million and is proud that it took her five years to spend it all - watch this if you have the intrinsic desire for an hour and a half of high blood pressure: