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Lee Crabb

Resident Liacon
Joined:  Dec 26, 2022
Kirsche just found out about the ragepig's puppy oven bake and refuses to believe it.
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
Kirsche watching Nate? God this is so weird.
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
since nobody else has said it, in response to an earlier tangent, please do not put mozzarella sticks in your foreskin
 

Superduper Samurai

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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
since nobody else has said it, in response to an earlier tangent, please do not put mozzarella sticks in your foreskin
Considering the other tangents she and Pippa have gone into, Mozz sticks are somehow the least objectionable thing that she has talked about going in a foreskin
 

The Proctor

Manager Arc Unlocked?
Staff member
Lovebug Proctologist
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
>she lets the whole sponsorship play
>'i feel like i should let this play because i'm watching the video'

Guys, this is unironically the worst 'you can't fix me' signal she's flashed so far.
 

MerelyTourist

jkterjter jkterjtier
LM's Ladyboy
Joined:  Feb 5, 2024

this one video is funnier than whole Cooksie channel
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
how many times has GamerGate 2 happened in the past decade, I lost count
 

Superduper Samurai

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Trap Supremacy

Your Local Trap Rrat Appreciator
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Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
how many times has GamerGate 2 happened in the past decade, I lost count
"Gamergate 2" will never happen because the culture war has been ongoing for more than a decade. Gamergate was just the moment the culture war became obvious as a political force. Since then it just hasn't died down.
 

Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
I had no idea @thhrang was such a distinguished equestrian connoisseur.
 

Godzilla1984

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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
"Everybody has a toothbrush for their gaming controller"

Chat, is this true?
 

Godzilla1984

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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Scrubs use tooth brushes.
Chads use denture brushes.
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
Kirsche playing a game this early? Truly, these are the end times.
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
we are now at the part of the sponsor stream where she is holding herself back from glowing too hard about the developers, since they have messed up the difficulty selection on such a fundamental level, to the point where trying to change it manually has bricked the game

...I hope the developers have paid her well, at least?
 

Planetary Bombardment

It's the only way to be sure.
Joined:  Jan 7, 2023
Kirsche's twitter post shitting on Camelot+Rekieta's mis-pip-ventures was included in a feature on The Homeland's Community-Driven Happenings thread.

CDH Post
Rekieta's Thread
 

Godzilla1984

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wrp

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Joined:  Nov 4, 2022
>monkey, speaking of which "shout out from brazil!"
:whatastory:
 

famous artist pipkun

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Mindflayer and Master Baiter
Joined:  Jun 5, 2023
ugh male collabo and he says the words wrong
 

FlappyBat

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Joined:  Feb 12, 2024
"Don't dox the talents"

My right to mock Pippa for her fursuit shall not be infringed.
 
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