[Live] KIRSCHEPOSTING

[John Vtuber👁️]

How does Kirsche keep accidentally finding Murder Houses

I mean, yeah, it's great content, but maybe her PC ghosts/LOAB are causing this, and she should seek an exorcist ASAP!

EDIT: Here's the lore dump on LOAB, for the unaware/curious:

 

[TKN_Lurker]

Finally, true ethics in Vtuber Journalism.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

>Stream starts going down when she talks about one of the *literal communist* protest-against-Trump meetings

We don't even need tinfoil hats for this shit anymore!

 

[dumdum did nothing wrong]

finger dox followed by declaring she tastes herself

proctor come get your woman she's being silly

 

[The Proctor]

finger dox followed by declaring she tastes herself

proctor come get your woman she's being silly

I'm cool with it. Also, goddamn that polish is cute. If life wasn't such a pile of silliness right now I'd sit down and start painting gunpla with galaxy paints like this. (I have a bunch I've NEVER USED BECAUSE TIME IS A SHIT THAT WON'T SLOW DOWN FOR ME).

 

[Thomas Talus]

(I have a bunch I've NEVER USED BECAUSE TIME IS A SHIT THAT WON'T SLOW DOWN FOR ME).

Good news! Your subjective perception of time is just going to keep accelerating!

 

[ZerroDefex]

>Stream starts going down when she talks about one of the *literal communist* protest-against-Trump meetings

We don't even need tinfoil hats for this shit anymore!

That kind of behavior just makes people look into rabbit holes they otherwise would have ignored. There's a particular theory I never took that seriously until several years back when YouTube killed a Tim Pool livestream seconds after it was mentioned.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Kirsche was more enjoyable a year+ ago.

Every time I watch her current streams, I get sick to death about hearing her insanely repetitive stories about looking for a house. It's the same thing every time she talks about it and I can't relate to her at all about needing to live in one specific area.

Besides that, I just think her tangents were more fun and her background music is really annoying.

I haven't watched any of her Okage streams yet. I might like those.

I've been watching stuff on her vod channel and I've been having a a good time.

 

[The Proctor]

I can't relate to her at all about needing to live in one specific area.

She wants to live within a short distance of her father and his side of the family, who she otherwise has had minimal opportunity to coexist with at any time besides her childhood when she was often forced to share it with her demented mother. That's important because in addition to loving them, they're some of the very rare people she can trust and have confidence in to act as support for her. I do sometimes think she should consider other options, but I can also understand why she has such dedication towards that one area.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

She wants to live within a short distance of her father and his side of the family, who she otherwise has had minimal opportunity to coexist with at any time besides her childhood when she was often forced to share it with her demented mother. That's important because in addition to loving them, they're some of the very rare people she can trust and have confidence in to act as support for her. I do sometimes think she should consider other options, but I can also understand why she has such dedication towards that one area.

I get that, but she also says that she doesn't give a shit about where she currently lives.

The way she talks about it makes it sound like she can't find things to love about other areas. That she's so fixated on reliving the fondness of youth that she's blind to what the rest of the world has to offer.

E: added a word

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Personally, if I were her, I would live in one of those "flyover states" with cheap housing, save up/invest as much money from streaming as possible during this time, and then I would be prepared for when streaming is no longer an option due to age/physical ability.

...But whatever roadblocks are preventing her from going outside one specific area, are hopefully resolved soon! Or the housing market crashes spectacularly, and she can afford a place where she wants! With the sheer amount of Caleb Hammer that she watches, she should practically have it hammered into her that she should be putting money aside in savings or investments (including instructions and sponsorships for said savings and investments).

Speaking of the Caleb Hammer segue, here's the latest drop from his show, with more action figure re-enactments of an OF ethot. She enjoyed the action figures with the previous stabbing victim, so she'll probably enjoy this as well:

 

[Security]

Spoiler: pics

 

[RestlessRain]

There are some people out here playing chess while you didn't even realize that there was a game you could be playing.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

There are some people out here playing chess while you didn't even realize that there was a game you could be playing.

The episode in question, in which this dude has to protect his non-binary 12-year olds from the dangers of Long COVID by making sure they never have to go outside again (?????????). Ever wanted to know what foot fetishism has to do with Astrology? No? Too bad:

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

The episode in question, in which this dude has to protect his non-binary 12-year olds from the dangers of Long COVID by making sure they never have to go outside again (?????????). Ever wanted to know what foot fetishism has to do with Astrology? No? Too bad:

I can't take Caleb seriously. He looks low IQ, and too mediocre to have a position of authority.

 

[Security]

Kirsche is watching a trial with PotentiallyCriminal. I did not expect this.

Could've had this with Pippa, Nick. Could've had this.

 

[dumdum did nothing wrong]

Kirsche and Sean/Potentially Criminal is a fun duo.

 

[The Proctor]

Kirsche and Sean/Potentially Criminal is a fun duo.

They bounce off each other quite well, I'm enjoying this a lot too. The defence lawyer is annoying the hell out of me though. She's so terrified and on edge. Embarrassing. I can get that she probably feels she has zero chance of success, but if that was the case with me, I'd just relax and maybe have a bit of fun. I could put her terrible arguments so much better than she can and it's awful to listen her stumble through them.

 

[Security]

elissa already clipped something

 

[SomeRando]

The defense lawyer is scared the judge is going to flay her in front of the court because she's fallen into a semantics argument

Apparently Kirsche is now gay married to Camila (possessed by Filian's ghost)