Ok, I will bite and actually watch Hex's stream. I already know I will regret it but I have nothing better to do anyway
There will be lots of edits in this post so it's better to check it in like 2-3 hours
TL;DR - that screenshot is pure schizoposting
1. Enna said Hex is messed up for calling his chat sicklings. It kind of implies she didn't know, but at the same time, is she wrong?
2. Shu said how his last stream got derailed because he had to help Petra around instead of progressing the game. Then Petra joins, others are making jokes about her being very smart. Then, drum rolls, she says herself in very shy voice that she was showing she has no brain for the last 5 hours. So it clearly wasn't "Enna bullying Petra and she left deeply hurt", but just banter between friends. Also she left because she was playing for 5 hours and was already quickly calling from the phone
3. There seems to be a running joke. Hex apparently didn't ping anyone for the stream and joined the wrong VC channel. So people joining the stream are basically doing it by accident. Then when someone joins they are making fun of the person for not realizing Hex was having a birthday party. Which whoever did this list either didn't get or misinterpreted on purpose. I think you can already tell where this is going... Also when Enna joined Hex told her they should switch the roles, him being shy and her trying to be a local sexy man. Probably flew right over the head too
4. Somehow the doc skipped Enna casusally sexually harassing Elira. Nothing new about it though
5. Millie goes into the chat VERY heavily trying to sound like Hex and pretending it's her "morning voice". Marie is fucking dead wheezing in the background impersonating a hamster
6. Hex calls Marie a squidwart after she said she would bring clarnette. Idk I didn't watch sponge bob, maybe a reference. Enna "Squiwart is grumpy and doesn't like company", Pomu in response "Enna, look at yourself". Then Enna keeps digging her grave deeper and deeper.
7. idk it seems pretty normal to me when people talk about something and you are the only one not knowing what they are talking about, to ask who it is when they take a break from talking. She just seems genuinely curious not attention grabbing. Why Marie and Millie weren't talking? Because they had to leave. Hard to talk when you aren't in the call.
8. Reimu is the one who initiates slapfight, not Enna. And she also says that this is actually Enna being calmer than her usual self to Hex after him asking wtf is wrong with her
You know what, I am not sitting through another whole hour when it's already obvious whoever wrote it took things awfully out of context, never watched them even once before, put things that didn't happen or all of the above. I want to scoop my brain out with a spoon after listening to Hex for so long, his voice is very irritating