"I've never been molested *short pause* by a step father!" - Kirsche 2023
"Meanwhile Shiina is already onboard the 'feet at 100k' train. I forgot how based she was."The Proctor
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She was adamant that we were average, not unsatisfactory. However knowing her opinions on dick sizes from streams prior I can surmise we would never satisfy her in the same way as a Hitachi magic wand.
So, what you're saying, is that T-800 has a chance.
Dude is just an anon on /vt/, he was posting updates since he was caught on camera on day 1. He's just an IT guy living in Japan who lucked out on the lottery.
https://warosu.org/vt/thread/S45464328#p45470987
Yeah, people seem to be slowly realizing they aren't going to bully her into abandoning the most hardcore segment of her audience that she unironically gets jealous over. There's still been some hilarious sulking and meltdowns throughout this whole incident though. A few of my favorites:
- One of the unicorns had a Vegeta profile picture and the people complaining routinely half-mockingly referred to him as Vegeta. After Mike scolded them, one of the collab beggers who had wrapped up his entire identity in shitting on unicorns changed his profile picture to Nappa and started posting whiny anti shit against her. ("I don't love you today!"}
- The same person who posted the tweet you quoted decided to fuck with another of the unicorns by drawing BL comics about him. This backfired and endeared him even more to Mikeneko, because she's a massive fujo and liked the way she drew him in the comic.
- The anti-unicorn group unironically spammed the equivalent of NOOOOOO in her chat when she said she loved her unicorns and they loved her.
I love the idea that any newfriends and tourists looking for fes vods here will stumble upon you fucks talking about dick enlargement, It's... glorious...
To any tourists (specially if you're from /vt/ and/or from southeast asia): EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGS
To any tourists (specially if you're from /vt/ and/or from southeast asia): EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGS
Hey now, Vesper would never fuck a twink male Apex streamer.
Koreans on the other hand...
This amuses me more than it should.
"average human penis can fit a toilet roll" factoid actualy just statistical error. average human penis does not fit a toilet roll. Johny Gigacock, who lives with Kirsche & has the girth of a 2L bottle, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The Vegeta thing is funny now i need someone who can tell me the opinion of the taiwanese fandom because i dont understand shit even with translator
Homeland is down for me, might be refugees.
Haven't been able to get in all day.
While you guys were talking about dicks and Kirsches preference for big sausages, I've been getting earfucked by the menhera Russian Jew I am apparently married to now.
I'll put most of the highlights in spoiler so our more virginal and pure members can skip over if they choose, but holy shit, Katta came out and asserted total fucking dominance over Yuko and her "ASMR". I'm not enough of a coomer to get off to it but even I was sitting here like
I don't like trigger ASMR and that was probably the best ASMR I've heard that wasn't scored high due to my pro-shiina bias, she blows Riifu and Yuko and even Fauna away. All hail Queen Katta!
I'm gonna need a shower and possibly a baptism before king of crabs
I'll put most of the highlights in spoiler so our more virginal and pure members can skip over if they choose, but holy shit, Katta came out and asserted total fucking dominance over Yuko and her "ASMR". I'm not enough of a coomer to get off to it but even I was sitting here like
I don't like trigger ASMR and that was probably the best ASMR I've heard that wasn't scored high due to my pro-shiina bias, she blows Riifu and Yuko and even Fauna away. All hail Queen Katta!
She did some experimentation that went surprisingly well. After she found her groove she really seemed to get into it. The ear scratching actually sounded nice and she didn't do too much of that weird tapping that most ASMR tubers seem to do. Several nice heartbeat segments, girl has one hell of a strong heartbeat. She did some coomer fanservice with 3 different countdowns, appealed to footfags by rubbing lotion on her feet, did some moaning and very intense heavy breathing. The breathing part was... Interesting. Lots of positive affirmation type stuff and soft whispering, lovey dovey flirting etc. Did some role reversal type stuff where she was giving instructions and teasing chat. There was a lot of kissing noises that sounded more like sucking. I think she actually put her mouth on the mic lol. My favorite parts were the heartbeat sounds and soft chatting but she makes a lot of cute noises, her giggles and laughter is nice and I got the feeling that she was able to take her mind off her stresses a bit so that was good. She plans to do some theme ASMR in the future, nurse Katta, police officer Katta, that sort of stuff. There were some frankly hilarious moments like when she did her trademark loud Katta noises and peaked the mic, and when she got a bit silly with it all. The main reason I rate hers so much higher than Yuko is that she managed to do a lot of sexy type stuff without being overtly degen with it, like Yuko would just talk like a pornstar and shove the mic down her pants, Katta didn't even have to speak to work her magic.
I thought it was hilarious that she did this on a Saturday when she knew Yuko would be off today and tomorrow. Just reading jidf posts about chat it looks like some of Yukos regulars were present, even some of Pochi's sheebs decided to dip their toes in. Yuko got jealous over Katta telling boo bros to put her oshi marks in their names, I can't wait to see how she reacts to Katta stealing away her regulars like Cat and Anonymously Yours and enticing them between her khazar milkers.
Overall, flawless Katta victory, the Quties ate very well.
As a bonus here's a clip of some of the coomer service that was a lot more hilarious than it should be
I thought it was hilarious that she did this on a Saturday when she knew Yuko would be off today and tomorrow. Just reading jidf posts about chat it looks like some of Yukos regulars were present, even some of Pochi's sheebs decided to dip their toes in. Yuko got jealous over Katta telling boo bros to put her oshi marks in their names, I can't wait to see how she reacts to Katta stealing away her regulars like Cat and Anonymously Yours and enticing them between her khazar milkers.
Overall, flawless Katta victory, the Quties ate very well.
As a bonus here's a clip of some of the coomer service that was a lot more hilarious than it should be
I'm gonna need a shower and possibly a baptism before king of crabs
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