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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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Nenélove

I am coming for you
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I wasn't expecting you guys to actually answer that.
My bitch you are numero 3 in the forum internet point leaderboard, how the fuck did you not see that coming? Or did you just delude yourself into hoping it wouldn't?
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
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Come on are you saying that this model is not pure sex?!





:smugselen:
 

RestlessRain

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La+ de Central Norte

General of the second army commanded by Gozaru
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Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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My bitch you are numero 3 in the forum internet point leaderboard, how the fuck did you not see that coming? Or did you just delude yourself into hoping it wouldn't?
Please understand, severe pipkin.
 

shipmate_F

menhera addicted sister
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Joined:  Jun 21, 2023
Nano has a question for everyone.


Archive

Suisei
Rindou Mikoto
Yorumi Rena
Lain Paterson (but the new design sucks)
that korean brown woman that people already mentioned
Vividly Vivi
Juniper Actias

Honorable mention to Sister Claire, Dola, Naiyo Spede, Shiori (Holo) and Eira Alcott for appealing to very specific niches.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Freshwater Shiorin
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Clio Aite is the teacher you had a crush on in 8th grade

Hoshimachi Suisei is the unreachable ideal of sexy through class

Natsuiro Matsuri is basically the hot teenager you didn't dare asking out in 10th grade. 1st outfit, obviously. Though I also like the others. They're just less sexy. And her Kizuna Ai clone outfit needs to be burned. In an industrial incinerator

Moona Hoshinova used to be lesser Suisei. Then she got turned into a Bubblegum Crisis character and I had to visit the doctor due to acute priapism

I'm not saying less is always more. Some revealing outfits are genuinely sexy. Matsuri's first and Moona's punk outfit are on the list for a reason.

But less can be more. Clio Aite's outfit may not be there to be alluring, but it is precisely because its mundaneness stands out so much that it does funny things to me. If most vtuber outfits were like that, it wouldn't, but well... the indie scene is choke full of barely concealed megatitties. It is noticeably poor in teachers with sweaters. Sexy through scarcity.

Though out of the bunch listed, Moona still has the top spot. Goddamn.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Not a single one... because Vtuber models are always shown from the front and waist up
 

Lazybug

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masterstocking

Dogs are forever in the push-up position
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Okay, I can't not share this bit of interwebs degeneracy; I would hope Cover would maybe sue this company, but you know the Streisand Effect and chickenshit Japanese corporations.
Warning: HoloEN themed sex toy! Don't complain if you get all squeamish

tako the what.jpg
oh god what is this, leave seiso Ina alone, they even fucking registered the name, what the fuck, Cover sue them now
 

BlueSharkTV

Fucking Riggers
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Okay, I can't not share this bit of interwebs degeneracy; I would hope Cover would maybe sue this company, but you know the Streisand Effect and chickenshit Japanese corporations.
Warning: HoloEN themed sex toy! Don't complain if you get all squeamish

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oh god what is this, leave seiso Ina alone, they even fucking registered the name, what the fuck, Cover sue them now
how did you come across this thing mr. sir? :BijouBijou: were you perhaps looking through their catalog trying to buy something? :watamelon:
 

masterstocking

Dogs are forever in the push-up position
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how did you come across this thing mr. sir? :BijouBijou: were you perhaps looking through their catalog trying to buy something? :watamelon:

A friend sent me a link to another obviously copyrighted ripoff toy (literally called 'MeatCanyon', I wonder if he should sue too?) and I happened to see this one on the page. Accuse me of whatever you want, I give zero shits...I just had to share this, I mean they copyrighted 'Tako'? Are you serious?
 

Nenélove

I am coming for you
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Okay, I can't not share this bit of interwebs degeneracy; I would hope Cover would maybe sue this company, but you know the Streisand Effect and chickenshit Japanese corporations.
Warning: HoloEN themed sex toy! Don't complain if you get all squeamish

View attachment 61805
oh god what is this, leave seiso Ina alone, they even fucking registered the name, what the fuck, Cover sue them now
Looks more like one of these boys than anything Hololive related
 

masterstocking

Dogs are forever in the push-up position
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Thomas Talus

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος
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masterstocking

Dogs are forever in the push-up position
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By any chance, are you familiar with what the Japanese word for "octopus" is?
Hm. You may have a point. The coloring still makes me suspicious, though. That company has done some truly awful stuff in the past, I wouldn't put it past them. They have stolen plenty of people's work in the past, and much, much worse. They are cursed.

I should show the 'MeatCanyon' one, but I won't. It looks just like the guy's animation style (yes, it's that horrifying) and can only be described as 'clearly derivative'. Man, what a funny case that would be...

I hope they have the guts to do a 'Steamboat Willie' one to tweak Disney
 

Nigel Nigerman

Choo Choo Motherfuckers!
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
A friend sent me a link to another obviously copyrighted ripoff toy (literally called 'MeatCanyon', I wonder if he should sue too?) and I happened to see this one on the page. Accuse me of whatever you want, I give zero shits...I just had to share this, I mean they copyrighted 'Tako'? Are you serious?
A friend = Me whenever I'm horny.

You kinky MF you.
 

masterstocking

Dogs are forever in the push-up position
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Nenélove

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