"That’s god damn right chat! (slams water bottle) I just stare [snakes] right into the eyes and I'm like way more mentally ill than you are and they just stop, just like, 'holy shit' they start flicking their little tongues out and retract their fangs and are like 'O my God-I can carry bags for this bitch' (giggle) And they do! And they do "Juniper Actias

Debate User @Realticule On The Ethics of Meatposting

Realticule

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Jews literally have a guy who's job it is to suck the freshly circumcised penis's, name another religion that has an officially sanctioned dick sucker.
That's just goyish slonder. And besides, Ethan Klein isn't even a real Jew.
 

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It's on Wikipedia the most Jewish website invented
Of course the goyish glowie site would convince the other goy it's actually Jewish to slonder them. Remember, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he isn't real and it's the Jews.
 

Hff201

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Remember, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he isn't real and it's the Jews.
Have you considered that being so evil you're literally mistaken for the devil is a failure on your part?
 

Realticule

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Have you considered that being so evil you're literally mistaken for the devil is a failure on your part?
We're not evil, you goy just make too many assumptions.
 

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the absent one
Reticule hates her so much he didn't even bother to show up late today.
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Maybe he's dead?
 

Hff201

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Reticule hates her so much he didn't even bother to show up late today.
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Maybe he's dead?
Unfortunately, evil never truly dies. (((They))) could have one of the cousins skinwalk him and we wouldn't be able to tell.
 

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If I could send myself from four years ago any message back through time, it would be "RUN FOR THE HILLS! DO NOT GET INVOLVED IN ANY OF THIS! EVER!"
Funny how you could say the same about The Janny and The Jew.. and yet.

:smugpipi:
 

Hff201

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He still hasn't logged back in.

They confiscated Elijah's computer, right?
 

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If Reticule was Elijah I'd actually quit the Internet forever. There would be no topping that, I might as well give up.
 

Topo Chico

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Reticule had Juneteenth off and took off Friday too to fly to offkai to finally track down the Meat Pippa. I understand his plan it has been revealed to me in a dream. Will this be where he reveals his incredible Colgate cosplay to try and lure in The Phantom?
 

geesecode

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It wasn’t hard to have better Offkai opsec than Pippa and he still blew it, tbh.
 

Hff201

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Alright, it's been two days, he might actually be dead.
 

Clown Penis

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Alright, it's been two days, he might actually be dead.
Have you been monitoring Iranian state media for them decrying the depredations of the Butcher of Tehran, the Meat-Grinder of Israel?

It's a lot better than the more realistic scenario: he's in a Tel Aviv bunker spooning with his husband.
 

thhrang

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Alright, it's been two days, he might actually be dead.
>he went into hiding because he was one of Elijah Millar's VRChat Groomers
:dokiWTF:
 

Hff201

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>he went into hiding because he was one of Elijah Millar's VRChat Groomers
:dokiWTF:
Elijah learnt how to be a tourist who doesn't watch streams from the master.
 

thhrang

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Clown Penis

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Topo Chico

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this is reticule's fault. if iran retaliates and it escalates into a real happening, that's gonna SUCK
 

thhrang

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Okay, really, where the fuck did he go? He hasn't posted on KF since Wednesday.
 
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