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  1. John Vtuber👁️

    Vidya Games Thread

    Happy Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma launch day! Is it better than Rune Factory 5? In some ways, yes, in other ways, no! It's simultaneously a simplification of the Rune Factory formula, while also an improvement over the previous game, so I'm slightly worried for Rune Factory 6! Sure, it's a...
  2. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Further math below for Pippa's "one of everything" aspirations: If a banner features two characters, or two support cards, assume you will need $800 total to 100% guarantee a single copy of each character or support card in the banner. With each banner, comes events - including the standard...
  3. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    ...If Pippa really, *really* wants to save money, then she should focus on the limited packages that bundle discounted jewels, using the monthly pass + completing content efficiently each day, as well as learning to stop pulling once she hits a single copy of the unit she wants. I don't believe...
  4. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    :annoyedpippa:
  5. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    ...MUUMI, PLEASE, HER BANK ACCOUNT-
  6. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    the blue archive steam forums is a honey pot and you can't convince me otherwise
  7. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    And this is where the autism comes in: Excel Spreadsheet breeding + training your horses for min-max stat potential per race!
  8. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Why yes, Pippa, you can create your own custom concerts for your Uma Musume! It's part of the core gameplay loop! (She's cooked) (on another note, there is an element of RNG in the races, so you could still lose, even with perfect training)
  9. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    You should watch Cinderella Gray, the currently running Uma Musume anime!
  10. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Speaking of which, Haru Urara - as an in-game unit - is a decent pick for beginners!
  11. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Win in a race = Your Uma Musume puts on a 3D concert like this (and now you know why it tops the charts in Japan)
  12. John Vtuber👁️

    Debate User @Realticule On The Ethics of Meatposting

    So true! Anyway, I have a quick question for you-
  13. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    (he still won't answer this simple yes or no question - and the answer itself should be obvious to anyone that's not vaush!)
  14. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Uma Musume is peak, and she will probably go bankrupt once it actually releases in 3 weeks! Muumi, please keep a hold on her spending-
  15. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Boy, I hope you all enjoy these 3D concerts, because they're also part of the Uma Musume gameplay! Not only do the Uma Musume train to be racers, but also Idols who put on concerts! That's where the gacha money is going, and it shows!
  16. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    Pippa, Cygames makes billions across all their properties, they can do it, even if they have teams of people animating per each individual mo-capped Uma Musume!
  17. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    "I don't speak Japanese" Pippa, these are basic Hiragana and Kanji, please continue your studies, onegai!
  18. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    no, I feel like Uma Musume might be her autism game, even if she doesn't stream it when she plays, it's been part of her life for years at this point (and she is an American Horse Girl)
  19. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    ...Is that why he is so fascinated with the pippenis-
  20. John Vtuber👁️

    Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

    do you?
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