"Sakana is not a cutie, Sakana is a walking fatass"Tenma Maemi

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  1. Aquatic Novellite

    Phase Connect General

    Goalkeeper Shiina is too smol for a goalie, even a substitute one. Sweeper MariMari's calling is the offense, not defense. Left Back I can see Panko's defensive value, given her ancestry (catenaccio), but much like MariMari, I feel she's more the offensive type. Right Back Uruka is never going...
  2. Aquatic Novellite

    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    I may or may not be a picky eater who loathes anything cream- and cheese based. See, one part is the intolerance. But you can be intolerant of things you still like the taste of. I loathe the taste, too.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    Sega hiring that dude from Charlottesville to update the lore was the best thing they've done since the Genesis.
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    The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

    In comparison: So, yeah. Evidently so.
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    Phase Connect General

    Don't lewd the bees. Lewd shortstack elves.
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    A surgeon could put the sad bee inside her.
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    Blacks are the best Nazis.
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    Hololive General

    Need a chair?
  9. Aquatic Novellite

    The Virtual Asylum Gets First Hitpiece, VICE Attempts Chuubagate

    Who turns out to be her boyfriend.
  10. Aquatic Novellite

    Vshojo General Thread V1 - Thread Creation Freedom.

    :phasebeg:status in case of collapse?
  11. Aquatic Novellite

    Hololive General

    She's the moneymaker in the pairing, she can damn well pay for it herself. Unless she's sufficiently Nippon brained to have that thing about her husband having to have a higher income than herself. Which she most definitely is. Which leaves a dating pool of Reine.
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    The three guys in the most recent gen, I imagine.
  13. Aquatic Novellite

    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    VNoStream! The corpo where the talents are in charge and get to decide what, when and where not to stream!
  14. Aquatic Novellite

    Proctor's European Adventure 2025: Stroopwafel Edition

    Always keep a picture of your oshi prominently on display. Maybe on a shirt.
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    I don't know if she still does it, but Ao's PL. Edit: Looked it up, I was wrong. She's doing adult VA/VRC work, but no fleshposting. Aki tier.
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    Phase Connect General

    The best part is the one where whatever outrageous thing is made up about her has a good chance of being true.
  17. Aquatic Novellite

    Unicorn Ranch

    I'm reasonably sure that just about any woman would run away screaming from a twelve inch dick.
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    The Virtual Asylum Gets First Hitpiece, VICE Attempts Chuubagate

    It's an aside, but I really appreciate left wing internet activists invariably appropriating right wing language after a little edit. From goyslop to slop, from cope, seethe, dilate to just cope & seethe.
  19. Aquatic Novellite

    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    I mean, would you give any attention to a chatter you know damn well is a goddamn whore who posts the exact same message in hundreds of other streamers' chats? It's literally Nolan, but the LMAOs are now flags.
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