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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE KRONII!!! IT WAS SAID YOU WERE TO DESTROY THE UNICORNS NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE HOLOPRO NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!!

Magni is graduating... Now Vesper is graduating because he can't be a Holopenishaver anymore...

You forgot one from Vesper.

So will Vesper rage cycle in Tokyo so hard that he leaves Ghost Rider flame trails as he rides over to take Takeshi's life over a game of Monopoly? Anything seems possible right now.

Magni is the lowkey MVP of this collab alongside Calli's pink woman moment, Vesper's rage, and Kronii existing. You weren't here earlier I see if you don't acknowledge that Calli got afk timed out because Ubisoft doesn't know what idling looks like in a board game. So Vesper and Calli got...

I've never seen an even remotely satisfying game of Monopoly, even by Monopoly standards, played with this version of the game. They always are just trash fires that end up with someone getting booted accidently.

Vesper you fucking seething retard, you should have just traded everything to Dez if you were going to do this. We were so close to Gurren Lagann being replicated in Monopoly, and now it is ruined. I hate Ubisoft and Monopoly. "I want to play again. I want a fucking rematch." Vesper "Salt...

"Let's play conservatively" - Vesper Noir, 2023 10 seconds later. If only the money trading wasn't fucking 2000s era bullshit with an idle detection shorter then the average ADD kids attention span, we were so close to greatness.

New plan Tempus bros, distract Kronii long enough in the trade screen until the Magmite plant scares Kronii away from the screen and she gets afk timered too. Trust in the plan.

If only one of them just bankrupt themselves and just gifted the other everything, then they might have a chance. Then again they might have timed out anyway due to this dogshit. One made by Ubisoft. That's your answer.

Yes it was.

I knew this was going to happen with how often Calli was slow playing. Get dunked on pink woman. The pink woman curse affected pink woman herself, what a twist.

I want this to happen just as Vesper or Magni is about to win for max salt.

Axel is also here, though I forgive you for not noticing because he's incredibly quiet for some reason. Also the Magni "WHAT!?" into the Magni stonks bait is a true combo.

I just had the monopoly stream in the background with Gavis playing, then suddenly it just starts and I get very confused. Then I see...this immediately once I tab in. Because its funnier this way.

Guess I watch Joker man for now... "Gas for my horse drawn carriage" ~ Gavis Bettel explains why gas stations exist in Elysium. He's connecting the lore! Here's a picture of IRL Bettel filling his horse's tank.

I saw this timeslot problem and chose to watch Vesper get dunked on in monopoly, because Vesper and Magni might talk about tax fraud again to hide the embarrassing loss or just from Monopoly induced insanity and get the VOD pulled. I don't want to miss that. What's Bettel going to yab about...

I'm going for Vesper for the safe bet, because Vesper has terrible luck in every party game I've seen him play. His autism powers and weapons are useless before the presence of others unless he wants to commit murder on stream. This is merely a tracking error, Vespa Nowa is a pettan believer.

Axel worked in hospitality, I forget exactly what if he said any specifics, so he has worked before and in quite a customer facing position at that. He probably knows how, but he chooses not to given this is kind of his dream job. He's said a couple of times that he detested working around...

This would far too much explains his savior complex, especially if he developed it because of her and ultimately failed his first "attempt". It is the like the saddest salty runback of all time. An Axel gym workout/motivational voice pack could be legit, he has that coach energy likely emulated...