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Magni is trying to save Tempus from the Blue boy vs Grandpire fued raging behind closed doors. He saw the rage within Altare during their off collab and is trying to keep everyone together from the shadows, for the boys and for the Tempura viewers to at least believe Tempus isn't dying due to...

Extremely cool vent waffle man.

Bettel childhood experience: Line up stuffed animals for war across three factions: Dinosaurs, Rifles, and Space men. Decide to let your favorite snake toy just beat every single one of them up, because he's your favorite. Get lightsabers and beat up your friends with them, eat pizza, proceed...

Everyone shut the fuck up. Jester man is going to put together a puzzle.

She left you for China gacha money, always remember that. It will give you strength.

Ina, how good was Vesper's spear? Emet up to most of where Altare has gotten to is kind of a snide asshole and in most stories like this he is the most obvious of obvious bad guys ever. So depending on how hard you're leaning into normal expectations I can see someone just finding Emet...

You shut your whore mouth. Gavin Baseball breaking a taco pinata on stream with less strength than an 8 year without being blindfolded was amazing. That proves that Tempus was worth it all. I rest my case. Comedic timing this godlike is never a mistake. He talked in such way during his...

Nice try Axel, I know you are /HERE/ Shut up Axel, Altare says "Ogey" not Ok. You'd know that if you knew how to speak English. Let me help you. objection [ uhb-jek-shuhn ] noun 1: a reason or argument offered in disagreement, opposition, refusal, or disapproval. 2: the act of objecting...

Unless Altare has some kind of twitter or on-stream spergout to continue this or something, this will probably blow over in a week. Vesper might yab himself to the sun if he reads into his own rrats too much and has some anxiety ridden breakdown about how he doesn't actually hate Altare...

I thought Altare being a lefty was pretty obvious, he gave me that vibe early on though I can't fully describe what now as that was months ago. I don't really mind because I don't give a shit what 2D anime people politics are in their 3D forms. What I didn't expect was he be so blatant about it...

Gavis Bettel's CS:GO Zatsu was a stream of all time and will redefine CS:GO streams forever. Bettel luck next time.

Altare: "Siri tell me a pick up line." Siri (female): "Just be yourself." Bettel: "Siri tell me a pick up line." Siri (male): "Just be yourself." I love Siri as the 11th official member of Tempus, great addition alongside Shrek, Axel's feminine side, and RPR. Good CS:GO stream. Bettel: "Siri...

NEWS ALERT: BARA RONIN FORMER LAWYER MAN GETS SUPPRESSED BY THE MAAAAAAAAN ABOUT THE WORD ELYSIUM. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Oh yeah he was a lawyer, he didn't talk like he remotely had a stick up his ass so I completely forgot about that when he was first brought up as Lex. This video probably speaks to comfy deep voice man on a spiritual level.

As someone who watched the stream live, he got most of those during his cry stream, I remember seeing 150 gifted in the span of five minutes as he was talking about his upbringing. This whole cry session also started almost immediately as his stream started, he was receiving memberships at the...

Lex Parte and Shinri pretty much talk the same, they love a similar indie game that isn't popular, and their was a very similar tweet someone found awhile back where they both said almost the exact same thing, so I'm positive it is him. I don't think his actual nationality was stated or found...

Shinri just near cried on stream from all the memberships which prompted to talking about how when he reached "30" (I think this is his "canon" age, but probably close enough to his real life) he said to himself that he should become effectively a normie wagie and buckle down, but he took "a...

"I was made for loving you Magni!" "I was made for loving you Bettel!" "I'm too beautiful for just one man" Banzoin Hakka, local Cholo of Holostars English Guild Tempus and member of the Tempurple trio. Judge Magni episode when you furry fuck?

He reminds me of Axel's high energy karaokes, except Hakka sings in English and I like Hakka's songs a bit more most the time. Hakka also seems to have more stamina because Axel breaks betweens songs for good stretches of time, while Hakka barely needs to stop unless he screams a lot. Asthma...

Bettel got back together with his waifu. Maybe she digs men who eat dog treats.