Your genetics give you a big nose and make you smell like shit.
Settle down, maybe you all can all discuss this over a cup of not tea and totally not Shabbat to make up instead of being cavemen about muh landsI'm neither a Jeet or a Br*tish, but I shouldn't really have to say both as it's the same thing these days. My nose is also petite and beautiful, I have superior nasal genetics.
Ooka Ooka chaka