"I'm not a haaaaaaaaaag. I'm sophisticated! You know, just cause I don't... jus-just cause I don't watch Tiktok, just cause I spend my time on Twitter, just cause I have PLANS! You know what I think? I think this - I think this test is made for youngsters who take it to think that they're more mature than they actually are! Youngsters? Yeah! It's for like the youngsters who want to... you know the 17, 16, 18, 20's who like, who like, 'I'm so sophisticated, I'm so mature. I'm gonna take this test to show you how mature I am' and it gives you like this age and they're like 'AH! I'm so mature, I'm actually mentally 42!' AND THEN THEY GO GET GROOMED"Jelly Hoshiumi

Pippakistan's Psych Ward

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kingcaid

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I'm so proud of her for staying logged out of her steams friends list.
 

ScarletCorrupt

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DM's leaked? Oh no! We can see all the ones Kson sent that you haven't answered!
 

Hff201

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Thinking about how hesitant she was to use a controller for Metal Gear Rising and Sonic of all things, but pre-emptively set one up for the generic first-person walkie-talkie jumpscare game despite never needing one for those before.

Women and video games do not mix.
 

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Thank you person who murdered his wife.
 

kingcaid

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>Don't rape.
So that's why Reticule isn't here tonight.
 

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Sven

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"No way I'm getting caught this early" she says as her character is just standing in plain sight with a clear view of the guard
 

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"These are ads, aren't they? These are ads for condoms, CPUs, and Boy's Love video games." - Pippa
 

kingcaid

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I don't think the average femcel that plays kuso horror games that also reads BL is going to need condoms honestly.
 

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"Huang Ting-ting"

Chinese aren't fucking real. China itself is a psyop by the Western governments. It's not real.
 

Sven

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'Complicated puzzle'
has 2 pieces
has hints on the wall
safe shows it will be 4 numbers, one in each color
...
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We're going to be here all night
 

JMForte

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Remember this is superior Chinese game Pippa bragged about.
 

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DogBone

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I don't think the average femcel that plays kuso horror games that also reads BL is going to need condoms honestly.
I can tell you this much, it isn't the gays that need them.
 

I Wanna Die

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As usual Pippa recoils when a man flirts with her.
 

Sven

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Can't tell if guard is just fucking with her or is honestly just the worst security guard ever

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leaves reporter that is trespassing and there is zero way you didn't see stealing alone, yep, worst guard ever
 

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DogBone

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If a guy had to fuck a vending machine, where would it go?
 

I Wanna Die

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Pippa comparing a chatter to someone she's spent the past 30 minutes saying is gonna die.
:Vesper-UNHINGED:
 
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