"Santa told me it's not a good idea to lie, so I'm going to tell you.🥺 Actually, I'm not seiso. And I'm not a cute girl.🔥 I'm a with a bad mouth and a bad laugh, just a dragon with a pretty voice - But of all the phaseconnects, this is the most seiso💛"Utatane Nasa

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Eat em and breed em

I need help
Joined:  May 30, 2023
Cooking streams? Time to burn down my house lets gooo
 

The Peanut Gallery

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Reticule is not a foolish man. His posts on The Homeland are - dare I say it - almost insightful. He's doing this on purpose with the intent to be banned, and God only knows why.
Women shit test their men all the time
 

thhrang

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Latte'Ninba

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RedRage

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Her insistence that everything that exists spoils to quickly is starting to make me wonder if she has ever owned a fridge, or if owned is it actually plugged in because how the hell does she find everything spoils to fast
It "Spoils quickly" cause she eats like a mouse, so something that a normal person would eat within a week or so lasts a month for her.
 

DogBone

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Kay, Cobes and DSP will cower in fear as Pippa corners the market on terrifying biohazardous cooking.
You say that, but Cobes made a burrito that had a literal insect as an ingredient because it was crawling through the disgusting culinary hellscape when Cobes bit into it.
 

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chinshilla
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"I killed my whole family by botulism but watching you has given me the courage to cook again" 100$
 

smartestkidontheshortbus

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Tbf, she probably only needs around 800 calories per day.
 

thhrang

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You say that, but Cobes made a burrito that had a literal insect as an ingredient because it was crawling through the disgusting culinary hellscape when Cobes bit into it.
Are you challenging Pippa to upstage this? Because she could.
 

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chinshilla
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it's five fucking minutes pippa ten if you count cleanup
 

RedRage

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smartestkidontheshortbus

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Instapot makes an all in one airfryer
 

Hff201

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Eat em and breed em

I need help
Joined:  May 30, 2023
Know what doesn't have any of that Pippa? WATER
 

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chinshilla
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He doesn't wash his chicken because he doesn't have negro ancestry
 

FlappyBat

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Don't wash your fucking chicken if you don't live in a third world getto.

The cornstarch thread on the homelands should be required reading.

No it isn't weird you wash your potatoes but not your chicken you fucking retard.
 

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chinshilla
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If something about your meat makes you think you should wash it you probably shouldn't eat
 

ScarletCorrupt

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I wonder which "people" wash their fucking chicken....
 

DogBone

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The ants clean up leftover food for her.
Gone but not forgotten, the ants from her old place. I hope that the new colony at her future house can be bargained with or God help Pippa.
 
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