"It's kinda hard, believe it or not, to get a skirt on a snake"Pipkin Pippa

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Realticule

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I bet the "fat" is the one that really stung.
 

AO Cody

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Careful bro there is a non zero chance she leaves you for pippa
I just shared this with her and she responded with a flat "true."

Bros...
 

Thomas Talus

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Their views on many things are very similar... It's scary sometimes.

But it did make it easy to get her into Pippa!
Watch out, 90% of female vtuber fans will become vtubers themselves, and that will mean she'll lose all ability to cook and keep the place clean.
 

DogBone

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If you get your girl a diamond, make sure it's a blood diamond, the suffering makes it all the more special.

Pippa watches a lot of bridal shows, she's ready bros, I'm so in.
Pippa will love you only if you buy her a killdozer.
 

Realticule

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Pippa will love you only if you buy her a killdozer.
I'll buy her two, may she never stop killing like the killer queen she is.
 

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"What's Cathy going to do throw hands"

Yes, worked in a place that was a big wedding destination for a few months, saw 2 fights in those few months despite this being a pretty high brow place with a very expensive price tag. Also one absolute meltdown when the groom got caught fucking the brides sister after the wedding.
 

Realticule

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My day back and we get a pleasantly long Pippa.

Edit: Yes Pippa, the goy need to be guided. You're a very smart girl.
 

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You probably can get away with screaming at a wedding if it's of the melanin side...
 

Realticule

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You probably can get away with screaming at a wedding if it's of the melanin side...
Is it really getting away with it when it's the norm?
 

Hff201

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"We'll make this one pretty quick"

:optimistic:
 

Tamavitch

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(I think the misreads are endearing, her remembering old viewers is not an exaggeration.)
I've been around since the first few months of Pippa. She's read my comments dozens of times, plus I was in there when she used to read all the names post-stream. I have noticed that she sometimes gets it exactly right and other times she butchers it (not this name). It sort of shows how she is always mentally juggling a half dozen things. She's like a butterfly or some other organism that is unbelievably perfectly evolved to excel at one hyper-specific task that few others can do, but is utterly useless if you go even one millimeter outside her "zone".
 

Hff201

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"Hey bro, can I fuck my girl on the floor next to your bed?"
 

Realticule

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I've been around since the first few months of Pippa. She's read my comments dozens of times, plus I was in there when she used to read all the names post-stream. I have noticed that she sometimes gets it exactly right and other times she butchers it (not this name). It sort of shows how she is always mentally juggling a half dozen things. She's like a butterfly or some other organism that is unbelievably perfectly evolved to excel at one hyper-specific task that few others can do, but is utterly useless if you go even one millimeter outside her "zone".
Truly female perfection made meat.
 

Hff201

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I've been around since the first few months of Pippa. She's read my comments dozens of times, plus I was in there when she used to read all the names post-stream. I have noticed that she sometimes gets it exactly right and other times she butchers it (not this name). It sort of shows how she is always mentally juggling a half dozen things. She's like a butterfly or some other organism that is unbelievably perfectly evolved to excel at one hyper-specific task that few others can do, but is utterly useless if you go even one millimeter outside her "zone".
So she's autistic?
 

Realticule

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You're begging for another month break, aren't you? :annoyedpippa:
Facts > Feelings
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Hff201

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Tamavitch

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So she's autistic?
Actual autismos aren't like Rainman and don't have special talents. They just smear their shit on the wall and screech a lot. And can't do math or multitask.
 

Realticule

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If you give me Abigail's number I won't report your rulebreaking post :smugpipi:
Sorry champ, can't negotiate with terrorists as an American.
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