"Don't EVER bring up Haley Joel Osment in front of me. I have had a rivalry with that guy for... I don't even know, as long as I can remember. I hate him. I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO DESTROY SOMEONE MORE IN MY LIFE THAN HALEY JOEL OSMENT! I HATE HIM!!! I HATE HIM BECAUSE HIS FACE IS TOO SMALL FOR HIS HEAD, AND IT'S NOT NATURAL"Mint Fantome
It is a grand testament to how entertaining these women are that they can make Redditor Parenting Simulator halfway entertaining.
"If we killed our kid we wouldn't have to worry about this." - Pippa Pipkin
"Our kid is a little BITCH!" - Pippa
"Your Mommy's not coming because your Mommy committed a SIN!" - Lia
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