"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina

Members who reacted to message #2962

All (3) Thunkful Thunkful (2) Haha Haha (1)

    1. Thunkful

      JustLurking

      New member
      • Messages
        0
      • Reaction score
        0
      • Points
        0
    2. Haha

      DogBone

      Well-known member
      • Messages
        2,564
      • Reaction score
        8,556
      • Points
        113
    3. Thunkful

      formerly pipkin (Parody)

      Well-known member
      • Messages
        2,052
      • Reaction score
        6,948
      • Points
        113
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Top Bottom