Recent content by Saturnus

The gayer version of swordfighting. Only on The Virtual Asylum.

Being Educated by Reddit & Bluesky School of "think like the bots that overrun our site" thought = Media Literacy. Anything else = Media illiterate.

It's not just 4chan but also 8ch's /vyt/ board (you can tell because they have post IDs).

I took more offense at eating French fries with a fork than the initial unholy process of making them soggy.

TF2C would've been using the official SDK for it (which is why it's not immediately out now as they've been retooling the mod with it vs using the leaked source code they were using prior) CSCO wouldn't be because there's no SDK for CSGO other than the Source Multiplayer SDK 2013. If this is...

Yeah when "people" talk about eating pizza by slicing a slice up with scissors it gets a side-eye "weird but okay". But when I eat it by dipping it into a small side of Ketchup instead of absolutely destroying it in ranch... :autismvortex::PomuAngry:

Lactose intolerance is actually a skill issue. If you drink milk regularly enough you will eventually just get the gut flora to be able to consume dairy products without dying. Just requires a strong mental willpower and like a month of subjecting yourself to pain.

Honestly I've been buying them for this reason. Just trying to quit regularly drinking soda (for like the third time ever). Will drink anything that isn't HFCS poison. Only really bought into it initially thinking it was just a meme and I'll burn through what I bought and keep the Doki/Mint cup...

I'm gonna unironically unpaid shill for the Biden Lean flavor. I bought it with my Dokibird cup and it's genuinely one of my favorite flavors. It's just Lemonade + Peach Tea flavor (rather than grape like what you'd think Lean would be) and it's pretty good IMO but I'm biased towards...

While I've been an advocate for Linux in the past year or two I genuinely believe it'll stay niche and probably mostly only used by gamers who are technologically competent and fed up with windows fucking with everything. If I spend most of my time at my PC there's no reason to not consider...

I do genuinely believe there's going to be more people switch to Linux for gaming in the west but it's not going to beat out Microsoft lol. RIOT's games aren't compatible with Linux because they use a form of malware for an anti-cheat. I'm not debating you on the definition of malware here...

Part of the unironic enjoyment people had for it was the fact that at most theaters it turned them into a Rock concert with extra autism. Essentially, most people went for the vibe rather than the actual content of the movie. Also, honestly this movie was more enjoyable and therefore better...

sir all of what you just typed is Falun Gong wacko religious extremist propaganda. I encourage you to find a source that isn't Falun Gong propaganda that accurately cites this. :BijouBijou:

I thought the corndog was a reference to Hinanawi Tenshi from Touhou Project eating a corn dog on historic US Route 66?

She's got a lesbo nurse for a girlfriend. Which means it's a 2 for 1 wife deal. Bro even the coffee arrives 10 years after I order it. No wonder why it tastes weird to people, shit has been past sell-by for several months.