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Gork and Mork really were just primordial Norf and Souf the entire time.

Goblins. No other race would steal manhole covers to sell for scrap metal, and get electrocuted to death trying to steal copper out of transformer boxes.

90% of the enemies you end up fighting are flayed ones, scarabs and spyders because the game fucking implodes as soon as any enemy shoots at you instead of engaging in melee.

You best beings of shuttings the fuck ups.

All six of the Onimusha fans will be joining us shortly, don't worry.

Skull emojis also uh...y'know.

Utterly retarded thing to say seeing as how much shit Rise reverts to be closer to the old games after World. Difficulty curve more similar to older games, maps designed to be good to fight in rather than look realistic, more than three colors, removal of mantles, the slinger, clutch claws...

It's OK being wrong, but I won't stand for it, mostly because there's nowhere to fucking stand in a World/Iceborne map that doesn't involve randomly sliding down a hill or jumping off an invisible ledge.

Inshallah the portable team will deliver another banger like Rise and WorldWildsYamanbas will be confined to their browngray homonuculus of a game for another five years.

Tutankhamun's curse will keep Nolan looking like a Jewish child-goblin forever.

Can't wait to brick my account by pulling an SSR Gura only for her to be unable to join any battles.

C'mon man, we loop on this at least twice a month. Whores people don't watch are bad, whores people like for whatever reason aren't whores. Get with the times, old man.

Does IRyS getting bleached count?

It'll get patched in later, it's a Live Service game after all. That's why it launches with a tiny, shitty roster of monsters, and takes a year to add maybe 4 more, y'know? Who needs more than 29 monsters? Who needs more than 29 frames per second?

I knew I wasn't imagining her hair thinning out like a chemo patient.