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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    Pathfinder and Warhammer made goblins fun.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    i mean why not thats just as dumb and silly as shadowrun expects. at least shadowrun knows its a dumb joke playing it mostly straight with a wink and occasional nod.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    so your saying drives bys only come from the south side does that make elephants low riders does that mean legolas sliding up and down that elephant like an ice rink was the Tolkien equivalent of shouting WEST SYDEEEEEEE Only stupid questions here I promise. Edit: typed the wrong direction...
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    Uruk Hai according to twitter and they are never wrong.
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    General Thread v4mirai: Brought to you by Brave

    Zeal and Debonair are both words. If i had to guess I think it's because the stupid names get attention (why care about the longterm) then again it's not like this is exclusive to Ninjisanji Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame is also pretty out there as a name Shirori's last name is literally BOOK...
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    The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

    bint is one of the sisters and has a spiteboner for Azehera if that context helps. both of them are lame and gay.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    Call me a bitch if yall want but I choose not to engage with Tolkien autists. I have too much to live for.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    You can't keep SCREECHING it's a simile like that has any weight when again THE SENTINCE RIGHT AFTER treats them as having physical presence. I assumed you were just leaning into the bit m8 no one actually cares about the wings or at least i don't.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    "...suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall..." wings confirmed you heretical non believer.
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    General Thread v4mirai: Brought to you by Brave

    eh even good talents will do react shit sometimes. I know sunny is essentially 80% reacting to youtube videos now.
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    Discord Degeneracy (And Degeneracy in general) Containment Zone

    we should blame fillian for more things hes getting away with it.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    you mean killing anyone who says the balrog does not have wings?
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    Vidya Games Thread

    what even happened to 4 i vaguely recall people liking it and then just not talking about it anymore.
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    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    or no taste at all. get it because all their food tastes like blander air.
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