Yeah, I didn't get that either. What does playboard know that we don't? Rima would probably fit in, but certainly not Randon
Tenma is a muscle appreciator, and orks are pretty muscular.
Orks are also into dakka, and so is Sleepy. Love can bloom from the 2nd amendment.
Rie is into all kinds of fucked up shit, being bred by a huge green dude would probably be right up her alley.
Clio is into Warhammer Fantasy: Total war. That the ork in question does a nine to five with his shirt tucked in helps, too.
MariMari needs five guys to really get satisfied. One ork is worth five men in the bunk.
Shiina is desperate for a relationship and will take anything, even an ork.
Clara is all about social justice, and according to progressive youtube channels, orks are an allegory for black men. Sleeping with an ork is practically a societal duty for her.
Airi would love having a fellow office worker to commiserate with.
Memory has pointy ears. Anything with pointy ears is made for ork breeding.
Since as previously mentioned, orks are black, Panko would appreciate having another one of her people in the company.
So as you can see, Phase Connect is basically made for Randon.
