"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

John Vtuber👁️

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wait what's wrong with fried pickles
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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It's funny, but most people that visit America say Americans are very polite. Pippa may not realize, people are very polite to tourists.
as long as they understand they are going back, yes
 

JMForte

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RedRage

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DTrp

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lvl8

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Drinking is Pippa's favorite hobby.
 

Eat em and breed em

I need help
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Yea I wonder who's out there murdering
 

Thomas Talus

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It's funny, but most people that visit America say Americans are very polite. Pippa may not realize, people are very polite to tourists.
There are ways in which Americans can be rude to each other, but also ways in which they can be polite that are invisible to Americans but very different from many countries. We're very good at doing orderly lines, outside of Black Friday sale events, for example.
 

John Vtuber👁️

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step-sis, please don't let the feds know exactly how many guns you have on a recordable platform!
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
Orderly
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wait what's wrong with fried pickles
There's nothing wrong with them. I love fried pickle chips but the ranch they serve with them gives me conniptions. They're better with Ketchup.
 

Spergatory

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There are ways in which Americans can be rude to each other, but also ways in which they can be polite that are invisible to Americans but very different from many countries. We're very good at doing orderly lines, outside of Black Friday sale events, for example.
Get ready to bring out the guns and knives when it's about getting shitty TVs and air fryers for cheap. It's every Walmart shopper for themself.
 

RedRage

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step-sis, please don't let the feds know exactly how many guns you have on a recordable platform!
It's just kayfabe in the court of law, what, are they also going to quote her saying she's a rabbit girl from phase world :smugpipi:
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
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Cleveland - the mistake on a lake
 

RedRage

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Pippa will have started early and will have at the very least gone as late as usual, pour one out for AF :smugpipi:
 

Realticule

I do it for the meats!
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I CAN STILL FIX HER
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wait what's wrong with fried pickles
Pickle chips are great, but I bet she went somewhere that just handed you one of those large pickles fully fried, that sounds unpleasant.
 

Realticule

I do it for the meats!
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"When working in this specific road store all your tools in this shed" in one word.
 

Eat em and breed em

I need help
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Don't polar bears actively hunt humans if given the opportunity? I can see why they get rid of them even though it's unfortunate
 

John Vtuber👁️

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DTrp

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RedRage

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Pippa seeking validation from the ESL on her pronunciation :smugpipi:
 
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