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My kingdom for one of the established rabble-rousers to call this dumb cunt's bluff and ask her to name a sum and create a GoFundMe or something; though I know all too well in the end she'd just make some excuse, pocket the money, and then gloat about how she "totally outwitted those stupid...

I have reread this sentence seven times now and I'm almost afraid to ask for details because I feel like the actual story will not be anywhere as comically absurd as this summary makes it sound.

Bless her heart, all these years and she still can't sing for shit. Just like Ame. Godspeed Fauna, see you on the other side.

Of all the many heinous and accursed sentences I have read in my years of following vtubing, I think I hate this one the most.

Most unsurprising failure in recent memory; ridiculous and completely impossible promises made by an obvious grifter to bait in the gullible and wring them dry. I want to feel bad for the people who got/are getting fucked over but I'll be honest, I just don't have it in me to pity the variety of...

God help the Saplings if she absentmindedly whips out the Fauna impression in a few months and accidentally causes a wave of suicides.

"Disagreement with Management" Dearest Fubuki: The canary is slain, plucked, cooked, and eaten.

Dipshits have never heard of the Streisand Effect. Unfortunately for them, Ironmouse's newfound fame and success means drama channels will jump on this like a starving dog onto a hunk of meat. Good move, retards.

HASAN PROCTOR, I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! ON CRAGGY ISLAND! AT YOUR HOUSE! "With snarky forum posts, right?" NO IN REAL LIFE! Can't sleep and cause graduations if you're dead, after all... Jokes aside, as sad as I am to see the breaking of the Myth finally come to pass, this really isn't a...

"I was abused by my ex-husband" that's just awful, now where the fuck is the proof of sending the money you promised to donate to charity OR where is a public statement explaining where the money is and why you have not yet donated it to a charity? Neither of these things are difficult or...

Nijiggers are not permitted within a thousand miles of Henya, for she is fluffy and adorable and if those fucking vermin try to start shit with her again I will disable my autism limiter and sperg with the fury of a trillion autistic suns, and I will not be alone either.

"good night everyone~" The last "good" night anyone will have for a while. It's natural for people to leave a company after years of employment and building up a strong professional reputation and enough savings to feel safe doing so, but my God does it feel like Hololive is dropping like...

I enjoy the novelty of being able to perform accurate replications of other people/characters as someone who once half-assedly pursued voicework, but unless you're someone like Joe Alaskey (R.I.P.) who's primary source of income is being able to replicate famous voices for characters who's...

The only long-term trouble I expect from this whole Filian debacle is a few more butthurt vtweeters seething about AI art (they're actually seething that the hyperactive tomboy airhead built an empire in a few years while their bitter personality-devoid copetweeting gets ignored) and whining a...

I wonder if this whole Filian model rights debacle will affect the Novel Horizons figure collab? I'm guessing that one will slip by since Filian's outfit is based on her 2023 Vtuber Awards outfit which, unless further fuckery is afoot, is custom. According to the (notoriously unreliable) status...

I get a window seat next to the bubbly brown girl who I dearly miss and get to hear Gura's cute if deranged rambling behind me? This might be the first flight I've ever been on where I don't spend the entire trip wishing for death.

https://files.catbox.moe/oi6v31.jpg Maybe it's just the ol' 'tism acting up but somehow the pink text making references to space makes me wonder if this is a less-than-subtle hint at what agency she's joining? I don't know enough about small corpos to have a guess myself; I can barely keep up...

I'm still chuckling to myself about the absurdity of it all. Literally all that had to be done here was basic PR: generic statement of the facts as they want them to be worded in as professional and anti-inflammatory a way as is humanly possible, and then silence. This was too difficult for...

"Hmm, there appears to be an issue with racism in this community. How should I go about addressing this? Should I-" A. Present myself in as respectful and sincere a manner as possible so as to appear reasonable and authentic in my criticism? B. Carefully select the most extreme and unambiguous...

One glance at that Twitter bio tells me all I need to know about this trainwreck of a woman. Run, don't walk, children; this is the kind who kills your pet when you don't text back within ten minutes.