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  1. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Banter/Off-topic Thread & Community Stoning Platform

    ... oh hey, I've officially made 666 posts. Welp, time to log out & never return. So long, you rascally bunch of racists, you!
  2. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

    Taken everything we know about this dipshit in totality, he's probably doing the same borderline-ChatGPT stuff as ever and just putting in whatever words he thinks will get his e-peen sucked the most. Twitter is rampant with performative Lefty nonsense so since that's the clown-filled circus he...
  3. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Election Spergery 2024 Containment Zone

    Bet me that 99% of these vtweeters shitting up the world with their sperging didn't even bother getting registered to vote. Goddamn, I hate Twitter Lefties. :depressedtako:
  4. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

    That's a lot of tweeting from a bitch who couldn't even be fucked to fill out a ballot & mail it back.
  5. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Election Spergery 2024 Containment Zone

    Y'all're gay or retarded or both if you think anything has been finally called yet. Trump had "won" Pennsylvania for 5 days last time out before they finally finished counting and had to interrupt his chubby grandpa victory lap to tell him that he'd lost. :deztheroom:
  6. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Election Spergery 2024 Containment Zone

    I mean, you're free to check yourself https://x.com/dottovuu E: If you also wanna see if she freaks out on her otherwise empty Bluesky, it here https://bsky.app/profile/dottovuu.bsky.social
  7. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Nijisanji L Collection

    I don't have the mental or emotional bandwidth to oshi another vtuber, but come one, man. Doki's so chill and sweet, and a god-tier Apex gamer. She deserves every bit of her success and as much more as she can grab. Actually sickening to think how far she got pushed by Kurosanji.
  8. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

    Least surprising thing in the entire thread, tbh. Turbo Commies on Twitter and Leddit love to sperg out about dragging 'Murricah back to at least closer to the true moderate center but lazy bitches won't even leave their foul, stanky-ass dens to go do the bare minimum of actually voting...
  9. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Nijisanji L Collection

    Cover's stock has finally crossed the boundary and exceeded Anycolor's in value. Guess this is what multiple buybacks and stock splits vs some concerts and a dorky-ass TCG looks like.
  10. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Nijisanji L Collection

    Enna's a dumbass but even a retarded clock is right twice a day. Youtube just blanket delisting/deleting ASMR videos is gay as shit and I wouldn't count this as a Niji L so much as a YouTube L.
  11. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Nijisanji L Collection

    Funny but the first post on any thread that isn't one of the regular generals is basically "What did (other corpo) do this time?" /vt/ anons have been psychologically conditioned to believe everything is a deflection and everyone is a liar. Thank god Holo fans can always retreat back into the...
  12. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Twitter cringe and insanity

    Big if true! :lolwat: That actually makes a lot of sense. I was thinking "This mfr has way too many takes on literally every corpo vtuber, where do they find the fucking time???" As an actual Holo stream watcher, Pippa and Kirsche could be openly running a dogfighting ring and I wouldn't know...
  13. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    EIEN Project Disintegrates

    "Ye wanna see her flail, I'll have her hung, drawn, and quartered!" Is... is that fucking Medieval Fedposting??? :guraeating:
  14. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Twitter cringe and insanity

    I feel like I needed to look at Bint's shit tweets for myself but goddamn, with Marshmallows now this motherfucker tweets so goddamn much. "Ummmm I mostly own Laplus merch? That's how you know I'm not biased towards or against Hololive." Goddamn, that is some pro reaching... the intellectual...
  15. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Debate user @MakotoLitch about Froot

    If Bettel's manager has a lick of common sense, all of these spergs got blocked five seconds after they entered the poor boy's mentions. Literally everyone at HoloPro has better shit to do than even side-eye these Twittards. I'm Fauna's third weakest sapling, does that get me anything? :faunacry:
  16. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Kyousha / KyoushaPumpItUp, Flip Menace & Possibly Every /vt/ Schizo

    Just checking in on this guy since its been months, I guess he's become a Shiori simp now too? Are the Flips sensing that Niji is a sinking ship and fleeing to the most mentally unstable EN Holos? Also apparently the gov't merked a squirrel today. Or something.
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    Debate user @MakotoLitch about Froot

    I'll do you one better - I had completely forgotten Froot even existed until she decided to drop all those receipts on Twitter last month. It's like her simps implicitly understand that they gotta kick up drama just to try and keep Froov relevant; which probably means her streams are about as...
  18. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Twitter cringe and insanity

    "Debaucle", sure, but statute? Is an actual word??? Like, a lawyer word, too.
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    Debate user @MakotoLitch about Froot

    Been busy watching streams & eating pizza & jacking off, wtf even happened here? It's gotta be a special kind of insane to get mad if you even talk about their faves. Like, guy, Froot is a major western corpo vtuber and just general Person Of Interest in the subculture. This angle is like...
  20. Fauna's Deadest Sapling

    Nijisanji L Collection

    You know, if Niji organs are dredging this thread, is it egosurfing or because so much bullshit has happened with NijiEN this year that even the organs themselves need a (relatively) unbiased reminder of events? If Enna's entered the graduation queue, it's not impossible that she's getting deep...
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