ThatGuyFromThe213

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Jun 13, 2025

"I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snakebite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came."

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• May 19, 2025

I didn't get the job at the fruit loops factory. My body is your communion. Eat from me. Drink from me.

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Mar 31, 2025

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Feb 15, 2025

I'm blind, but I have a a braille app. It only says it's a bird, but I can't see. Describe it to me!

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Feb 10, 2025

"We used to feed LSD to this little retarded girl in my neighborhood, and we'd lock arms around her and go NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! And it actually cured her retardation."

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Nov 9, 2024

I noticed you were filling up on gasoline. Can I get a squirt? Daddy needs his juice!

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Nov 9, 2024

The Statue of Liberty is a Narc. She's wearing a wire.

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  ThatGuyFromThe213

• Oct 22, 2024

The only grey food that's good for you is like, seal meat.