I didn't get the job at the fruit loops factory. My body is your communion. Eat from me. Drink from me.
"I watched a video, people can fit a laccoon in their butthole... I don't get it, is it a bad thing? Is it a bad thing? I'll stop talking lol"Meloco Kyoran
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I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.
I'm blind, but I have a a braille app. It only says it's a bird, but I can't see. Describe it to me!
"We used to feed LSD to this little retarded girl in my neighborhood, and we'd lock arms around her and go NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! And it actually cured her retardation."
I noticed you were filling up on gasoline. Can I get a squirt? Daddy needs his juice!
The Statue of Liberty is a Narc. She's wearing a wire.
The only grey food that's good for you is like, seal meat.
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