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Hello everyone, Merry Christmas from your resident Italian and ringodachi! Not only is this Christmas but this is my 500th post on the forum. I would like to celebrate this blessed day by giving you all a present. But that's not all. Remember the 3rd day of the @Nenélove Advent Calendar...

Imagine getting bullied by kids in thirty years for not having a robot wife.

Why are you Shioris like this?

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Don't worry, it's not a dox. Well, not really.

Significantly more autistic

Don't worry, I have a present for everyone planned for tomorrow :BijouBijou:

Only Italian? Negro what? Even the flips and spics are more aware.

The one positive of the shitty state of the gaming industry is that I'm finally starting to make a dent in my colossal backlog of steam games.

Yeah, Carpathian is more of an "epilogue" mission than a "finale" mission, as 47 has already won by getting stuck on a train with Edwards at this point. I was excited for James Bond because a "spy" theme would naturally overlap very well with an assassination game. I doubt there would be much...

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Absolution wasn't entirely Square's fault, as Square wasn't at fault for dumb shit like there being a "power bar" for disguises and then that never refilling on higher difficulties. The writing was also exceptionally cringe and felt like it belonged in an early 2000s game and not in a good way...

Fuck, I just had a sinking feeling it was going to suck and now you reminded me that we're going to get Absolution 2. They're going to throw out the 7 years of experience with sandbox assassination/puzzle games and focus on the story shit. I was already growing concerned with the story-focused...

The ioi James Bond game is going to suck :depressedtako: